I am the Element of Surprise! I love to write, sketch and design cool stuff. I also love pie, cats(though I'm terribly allergic), butterflies, and owls. Derpy is my spirit animal.

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

I'm 17 years old, My only friend is my pets. Favorite color is green. I'm really shy, but can be nice when i get to know you better.

Some aliases I go by are Eru Iluvatar, and Melkor. Sometimes Lavender Frappe.

There's always something attractive about the word 'epic' and its best friend, 'fail'.

just a lurker here. if you want to contact me I'm usually in thebronyshow.net chatroom

Kill me.

• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

I shall vow to follow everyone.

I'm just... insane. Not the bad kind, just, I play the game by my own rules.Huzzah for fun! (I'm trying to bring "Huzzah" back)