I write silly things! Oh, and occasionally something serious.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE

Dead as a doornail since 2014

They say that whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. If you found a way to actually kill a gun, would you shoot bullets out of your hands? Cause that would be awesome.

We live, we love, we die. Hopefully in that time I can leave something of value, so tonight I type away at my keyboard to clear my head of these stories. I hope you enjoy.

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I'm wanted in 14 different countries for Political assassination, man slaughter, assault, and jaywalking. So I decided to write stories.