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They say that whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. If you found a way to actually kill a gun, would you shoot bullets out of your hands? Cause that would be awesome.

Feb
20th
2020

I take commissions now · 8:23am Feb 20th, 2020

I still like to write

I'm taking commissions because my mother got laid off

Talk to me on Discord for details

Voiceguy#2314

Sep
24th
2014

Some dumb thing I wrote for /mlp/ · 12:58pm Sep 24th, 2014

>You stood there, silent.
"Oh"
>She sobs. *sniff* "I'm sorry Anon. We'll h-have to hang out some other day."
>She closes her eyes.
>She starting to cry again.
>You have to help her.
"Would you mind if I just sat with you?"
>Her eyes widen a bit in surprise, then close again. "I..." She sniffles. "I'd like that."
>You walk up to the tree she's leaning against, and sit next to it.
>For a while, neither of you say anything. Her sobs and the rustling tree are the only thing you hear.

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Jun
11th
2014

Take a look at these dumb ideas · 3:11pm Jun 11th, 2014

I know what you're thinking, and I'm fuckin' working on it, so relax.

Anyway, I gotta shitload of ideas, and zero writing ability, so take a look at some of these and see if they tickle your imagination balls.

Conversion Bureau: The Lesser Evil - Handsome Jack goes to Equestria and fucks shit up because CB Celestia is a cunt

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Oct
24th
2013

AHH HOLY SHIT · 3:21am Oct 24th, 2013

Nov
5th
2012

Nevermind · 4:07am Nov 5th, 2012

No JTHM crossover, sorry.

Katawa Shoujo crossover comin up though, look forward to that. No it's not humanizations, just pones taking place of certain characters.

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Oct
11th
2012

squee · 5:07am Oct 11th, 2012

Possible Johnny the Homicidal Maniac crossover.

Just to let you know.

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Apr
25th
2012

No I'm not dead ... again. · 7:13am Apr 25th, 2012

Sorry for the lack of ... everything.

Just been working on a whole s**tload of stuff, other stories, school, etc.


But just to let you know I'm working on Spike and Barley, Here is a bit of it.

After their stabbing contest, Spike and Barley were climbing the tower, killing any zombie ponies and mutants that got in their way.

"Fuck, this tower is freakin' tall." Barley complained.

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Mar
22nd
2012

Equestria Daily · 6:13am Mar 22nd, 2012

So I submitted "Spike and Barley" to Equestria Daily. I know how some people feel about that site, but I felt lucky.

So, know we wait for them to reject it. XD

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Feb
18th
2012

Bad news :( · 8:24am Feb 18th, 2012

For those who have been tracking Luna story, it's with a sad face I must say, Luna story is officially cancelled.

The author I asked to write the story for me has lost all creative spark for it and, to be honest, so have I.
Do not despair though, for, like a phoenix, a new story shall rise from the ashes.

I call this new story, 'Luna Story Proper.'


... SHUT UP IT'S A GREAT NAME!

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Feb
4th
2012

Lil'o two revision. · 5:54am Feb 4th, 2012

Chapter two for Spike and Barley in Equestria (I need to think of a better name) has had a slight revision. Go read it order to understand chapter three, which should be out pretty soon

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