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They say that whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. If you found a way to actually kill a gun, would you shoot bullets out of your hands? Cause that would be awesome.

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  • 218 weeks
    I take commissions now

    I still like to write

    I'm taking commissions because my mother got laid off

    Talk to me on Discord for details

    Voiceguy#2314

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  • 500 weeks
    Some dumb thing I wrote for /mlp/

    >You stood there, silent.
    "Oh"
    >She sobs. *sniff* "I'm sorry Anon. We'll h-have to hang out some other day."
    >She closes her eyes.
    >She starting to cry again.
    >You have to help her.
    "Would you mind if I just sat with you?"
    >Her eyes widen a bit in surprise, then close again. "I..." She sniffles. "I'd like that."
    >You walk up to the tree she's leaning against, and sit next to it.

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  • 515 weeks
    Take a look at these dumb ideas

    I know what you're thinking, and I'm fuckin' working on it, so relax.

    Anyway, I gotta shitload of ideas, and zero writing ability, so take a look at some of these and see if they tickle your imagination balls.

    Conversion Bureau: The Lesser Evil - Handsome Jack goes to Equestria and fucks shit up because CB Celestia is a cunt

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  • 598 weeks
    Nevermind

    No JTHM crossover, sorry.

    Katawa Shoujo crossover comin up though, look forward to that. No it's not humanizations, just pones taking place of certain characters.

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Apr
25th
2012

No I'm not dead ... again. · 7:13am Apr 25th, 2012

Sorry for the lack of ... everything.

Just been working on a whole s**tload of stuff, other stories, school, etc.


But just to let you know I'm working on Spike and Barley, Here is a bit of it.

After their stabbing contest, Spike and Barley were climbing the tower, killing any zombie ponies and mutants that got in their way.

"Fuck, this tower is freakin' tall." Barley complained.

"Man, I feel like I've been walking forever. I don't think my lil'o boots can carry me anymore." Spike said. "Can I borrow yours?"

"What am I gonna wear?"

"You can wear my boots."

"No way, dude. You got that embarrassing foot odor. I don't want my feet smelling like shit for the rest of my life."

"Just a suggestion, man."

"Tell ya what." Barley started "When we kill David, and we get out of here, you can my boots for as long as you want."

"Really!? Thank you man!"

"On one condition." Barley continued "If you say I'm old, one more god damn time, I will seal your mouth shut with fused metal." He threatened "Then you will never have my boots."

"That's just cruel, man."



I've also been working on other stories. All I've got for them are titles though.

Spikes Depression
This I just work on whenever I'm in a bit of a depressed mood. Which, thankfully, is not that often.

Luna story proper
This is a rewrite of that self-inserty bullshit Luna story.

A Beautiful Mane
Schizophrenic ponies. Why has this never been thought of?














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Uhh, I didn't write that Zalgo text part...

Whatever, must of accidentally pressed ctrl+v or something.:applejackunsure:

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