Allow myself to introduce... myself.

space is a waste

Not really big on fanfic writing, but when I'm in the mood I'll jot something down from time to time. I'd much rather frequent sites like YouTube, DeviantArt, and Facebook

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

No minute is Best Minute

I didn't write any of that.

Forget not that I am a derp.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Is that a terrorist?!?

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

Struggling to live with a crippling case of impaired motivation.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

loves tiaras.

I wouldn't consider myself "insane" but I do like mlp, computer engineering, quantum physics, writing and art. So I try to do things which combine ALL those things. That's sane... right?

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Lurker who decided to try his hoof at fanfiction. God help me.

Words have the power to both destroy and heal. When words are both true and kind, they can change our world. -The Buddha

I write a variety of story types and often have more ideas than I know what to do with. If you like what you see, don't be afraid to drop a review.

"If you write one story, it may be bad; if you write a hundred, you have the odds in your favor." - Edgar Rice Burroughs

Feel free to contact me about whatever.

I don't want to give out information here... Because obviously you're all going to use it against me. It's alright, I live in a cardboard box and I move it around a lot, so you'll never be able to.

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

A pony from a machine.