An account of how Night Light and Twilight Velvet, parents of Shining Armor and Twilight Sparkle, got together and fell in love (and how Princess Celestia helped).
And the Stallion of the Year award goes to... Night Light! Who faced a potential break-up and being dismissed from service by letting out 'state secrets', but ended up having a threesome with the two most beautiful mares in Equestria. Lucky! The only way he could be luckier is if in the future, Luna would like to join in as well - But I suppose that's Shining Armor's future duty, huh?
...Now I can't stop thinking about how Shining Armor did his 'duty' so well, Cadance proposed to him on the spot.
Sweet fuck. I'm not sure what part of this to praise the most.
The atmosphere was excellent, so clear and comfortable in my mind. The actions were so hot and steamy and messy. It was everything I hoped for and then some.
Now if you'll excuse me I think I'll need some ice...
And man oh man, that was the best ménage à trois ever. Will the next chapter start with "So you see, Twilight, this is why you walked in on your mom and I in bed with your teacher." ?
Fun fact, I've been seriously considering a 'bonus' chapter involving Luna taking a mating season lover after she returns, just so I can use the title "Moonraker." XD
The epilogue of this really needs Twilight finding out about her parents' arrangement with Celestia, and her frantic attempts to purge her mind of the knowledge of it.
I also have this amusing image of Celestia and Velvet having tea and talking dirty jokes years down the line when Luna walks in and they proceed to talk and joke about whether she's getting any, whether she should be and with who, etc. until Luna's face is trying to spontaneously combust from embarrassment. That could be what prompts her to go looking, even.
4552325 luna wont be back for thirty years.. at which time one Pommel will be captain and commander of the Night Guard... just for luna to pick up a certain habit from Celestia come estrus....
4554430 Thank you! That's exactly what I was going for: ridiculously over the top and indulgent hardcore porn.
4552203 4552404 4553731 4553792 I really don't honestly know if it'll happen. Settling on a partner or partners would be the first challenge: Pommel is an option, but he'd probably be like 50-something by then at least, and I rarely feel comfortable writing Canon-character/OC pairings. Night Light is possible, but he also would be quite old by then, and probably retired. The most logical choice would probably be Shining Armor, I suppose, but I'm not entirely sure how that would work if Celestia had him picked out already. I could have a Night Guard Captain character, I guess, but again, adverse to canon/OC pairings.
We'll see. I'm gonna finish the actual fic first, and after that my attention really needs to return to Growth Spurts.
Okay. This was really hot. Especially liked Celestia who is motherly and concetious but who's long life and long periods of inactivity probably contributed to the formation of the kinky side. Very well done story too but forgive me if I don't start speculating on the ramifications of Twilights conception after last whopper of a chapter.
4554911 Might want to do a mare pairing then since there's plenty of those around and the effects of heat cycle on such couples. The difficulty of finding a stallion (should go around your aversion to OC pairing since it's more antagonist than anything), the feelings bringing something you normally don't want to touch to bed and the shame afterwards, etc.
I'm sorry for some reason whenever I think of Luna in anything it's always sad. Canon and most fics give wholesome fun Luna but I always expect sad. It's the 1000 years alone bit and how broken you would be afterwards, for some reason my mind skips over the suspended in sleep part.
Strictly speaking where biology is concerned, mare on mare sex can't actually quell estrus. It's a hormone cocktail that very specifically responds to receiving male semen; its a *reproductive* instinct, after all.
For a female character to fill this role you would have to make up some kind of way for her to satisfy that requirement..... e.g., give her a fully functioning penis, including testicles. Which requires establishing a magical method for doing so. Which......is possible I guess, but I'm not going to just throw it in there as an excuse for twilight or anyone else to bang Luna. I'd want to have the idea fully established and explored as central to the overall plot.
Well yeah, but if you look what I wrote I'm not thinking of calling Discord to do his shenanigans. I was thinking lesbian Luna pairing and the drama you would have to deal with that comes from having to introduce a stallion (OC) to this even temporalily. Just bouncing ideas off the wall for you since you were averse to do a OC pairing and since there are many viable canon mares for Luna to pair.
“We… we’d find a way to make it work. Y-you’re a genius, I’m sure we could think of something…”
Perfect time for Night Light to speak up, "You, uh, know, we could have, uh, a threesome... Would that work?"
“Look, you two just spent a good fifteen minutes arguing about who I will or won’t be sticking my dick into for the foreseeable future, don’t I at least get a say in the matter?”
Right to the point, shafting both Velvet and Celestia at the same time.
I was just… curious, you know, what it was like, being with Princess Celestia, even straight mares would wonder…
Is Velvet completely straight, is this going where I hope it's going. Maybe I should keep reading and stop making comments...
“What if… what if instead of sharing him separately… we could both… be there? At… at the same time?”
Both mares paused to look over at the raging erection that Night Light had no hope whatsoever of hiding
Good man. good man, taking one for the team.
Celestia’s smile slowly grew larger. “I think that would be a most agreeable compromise.”
YES! Uh, I mean, interesting story twist. Was not cheering for this at all...
“Mmm, it was admirably his first thought with me as well,” another voice chimed in.
Night Light is a good stallion, always a good idea to take the mares out for dessert.
“Uhh… guh… I… buh…” Night Light flushed and struggled to form words. It was an oddly difficult question to ponder when his marefriend was in his lap taking him balls-deep.
Looks like a case of "too-little-blood-for-the-brain".
Yes. Four.
WHAT?! What'd-I-do?
4554881 All the yes, so far every chapter has been hilarious. 4551148 Maybe a bonus chapter where Twilight is horrified about her father telling her about all his escapades. Maybe a hint that she was conceived in a threesome leading to her above average power. I like horrified Twilight.
so the reason why twilight sparkle is so powerful is because she was conceived while both nightlight and velvet were under the influence of the enlarging spell and possible magical overload as well?
I can't help but imagine Celestia mentioning this arrangement in an attempt to get herself off of Twilight Sparkle's mental pedestal. Twilight just goes into a fugue state and refuses to acknowledge what she hears.
I have this mental image of Celestia annually loading a stallion into a giant catapult/slingshot and sending him off to the Lunar surface to experience the interior Lunar surfaces. Possibly returning to Equestria by means of a extra stretchy trampoline.
"These noble astronauts (okay one hole lower) maintain a vow of silence after their Moonshot, but rumours persist that the Mare in the Moon is into some really kinky stuff."
"Astronomical voyeur Window Creeper reports that the silhouette of a pony on the Moons face often displays unusual expressions during estrus season."
Yet another great addition. The talk beforehand was well thought out and flowed quite nicely with each party kind of imposing their own biases without much consideration for the other parties, but in true pony fashion, they were able to reach a mutually satisfying conclusion.
The sex was good, varied and described with enough detail to paint the scene, which was hot & oh so perfectly messy. The only gripe I noticed was already brought up. When you double dimensions, volume is octupled—2³=8; Velvet would have been swimming in it.
4562314 I must admit, I've actually been a fan of LunaMac since reading RagingSemi's Luna's Sad Party oh so very long ago, back when all we'd seen of Luna was a few minutes in the first episodes.
I'm picturing Night Light telling all this to Twilight, and her sitting there with a thousand yard stare muttering "In my happy place in my happy place in my happy place" with Velvet having hysterics in the next room.
It is 2am and my neighbours hate you for making my laugh this hard.
So very wet. Very very wet. Brilliant.
Holy... shit, that was hot.
And the Stallion of the Year award goes to...
Night Light! Who faced a potential break-up and being dismissed from service by letting out 'state secrets', but ended up having a threesome with the two most beautiful mares in Equestria. Lucky!
The only way he could be luckier is if in the future, Luna would like to join in as well - But I suppose that's Shining Armor's future duty, huh?
...Now I can't stop thinking about how Shining Armor did his 'duty' so well, Cadance proposed to him on the spot.
Anyway, excellent chapter.
Sweet fuck. I'm not sure what part of this to praise the most.
The atmosphere was excellent, so clear and comfortable in my mind. The actions were so hot and steamy and messy. It was everything I hoped for and then some.
Now if you'll excuse me I think I'll need some ice...
GOSH DARN IT GIRLS! Give the poor stallion time to breathe and relax before he tries again.
Sadly my Twilight toy is watching me reading this fic with very dissapproving eyes.
PS. Heh, I was just saying that if this didn't end with a threesome, then I would be dissappointed, thank you.
All hail the mighty sex god that is Night Light
And man oh man, that was the best ménage à trois ever. Will the next chapter start with "So you see, Twilight, this is why you walked in on your mom and I in bed with your teacher." ?
I mean... I was expecting the gist of this from the title. But still, damn.
Keep up the great work. I genuinely look forward to updates for this story.
Night light just uped his level of swag
It is now level "sexual god"
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Fun fact, I've been seriously considering a 'bonus' chapter involving Luna taking a mating season lover after she returns, just so I can use the title "Moonraker." XD
I'm... Ah... *coughs* Damn. That's... Damn. More please.
4551148 *coughs* Celestia - Shining Armor - Cadence?
"Diamonds are forever"?
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I imagine Luna will be quite... Voracious when she comes back.
4551148 OH GOD PLEASE! JUST FOR THE PUN!!
My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give.
The epilogue of this really needs Twilight finding out about her parents' arrangement with Celestia, and her frantic attempts to purge her mind of the knowledge of it.
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DO IT.
I also have this amusing image of Celestia and Velvet having tea and talking dirty jokes years down the line when Luna walks in and they proceed to talk and joke about whether she's getting any, whether she should be and with who, etc. until Luna's face is trying to spontaneously combust from embarrassment. That could be what prompts her to go looking, even.
this chapter sure did earn it name and i think all stallions will be jealous but there's only one thing ill say is missing LUNA...
4551148 Why would you need to consider that? :P For the pun alone it probably needs to happen.
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Next, on "How I Met Your Mother"...
"And that's how I got your Mom to hook up with a Princess."
"Eww!"
"GROSS, Dad."
This story just keeps getting more and more stupidly fucking good.
You, CarcinoGeneticist, are one cool dude.
4551148 This must be a thing. It must. The potential for awkward Luna comedy is too great.
The instant I saw the title I knew what was going to happen...and that is not a bad thing.
4552325 luna wont be back for thirty years.. at which time one Pommel will be captain and commander of the Night Guard... just for luna to pick up a certain habit from Celestia come estrus....
4551148 of course you will ... I mean you already have Pommel right there... I bet Luna will be into the whole mysterious batpony thing.
u...unf. mega unf. oh gosh wow tier unf.
i don't know what else to say. damn that was fuckin rocking
delicious.
btw...doubling a bodies measures results in octuplicating its volume.
Commence read.
Lucky lucky.
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Thank you! That's exactly what I was going for: ridiculously over the top and indulgent hardcore porn.
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I really don't honestly know if it'll happen. Settling on a partner or partners would be the first challenge: Pommel is an option, but he'd probably be like 50-something by then at least, and I rarely feel comfortable writing Canon-character/OC pairings. Night Light is possible, but he also would be quite old by then, and probably retired. The most logical choice would probably be Shining Armor, I suppose, but I'm not entirely sure how that would work if Celestia had him picked out already. I could have a Night Guard Captain character, I guess, but again, adverse to canon/OC pairings.
We'll see. I'm gonna finish the actual fic first, and after that my attention really needs to return to Growth Spurts.
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There's plenty of actual story!
(If the porn scares you, it's only in chapters 3, 6, and 9, so you can skip over the second halves of those if you really want.)
HA! KNEW IT!
4551148 You and your Bond puns bring me great amusement.
Okay. This was really hot. Especially liked Celestia who is motherly and concetious but who's long life and long periods of inactivity probably contributed to the formation of the kinky side. Very well done story too but forgive me if I don't start speculating on the ramifications of Twilights conception after last whopper of a chapter.
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Might want to do a mare pairing then since there's plenty of those around and the effects of heat cycle on such couples. The difficulty of finding a stallion (should go around your aversion to OC pairing since it's more antagonist than anything), the feelings bringing something you normally don't want to touch to bed and the shame afterwards, etc.
I'm sorry for some reason whenever I think of Luna in anything it's always sad. Canon and most fics give wholesome fun Luna but I always expect sad. It's the 1000 years alone bit and how broken you would be afterwards, for some reason my mind skips over the suspended in sleep part.
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assuming that Twilight sin't actually Celestia and Velvet's daughter then is there any reason it couldn't be Twilight/Luna? esp. if its' twilicorn.
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Strictly speaking where biology is concerned, mare on mare sex can't actually quell estrus. It's a hormone cocktail that very specifically responds to receiving male semen; its a *reproductive* instinct, after all.
For a female character to fill this role you would have to make up some kind of way for her to satisfy that requirement..... e.g., give her a fully functioning penis, including testicles. Which requires establishing a magical method for doing so. Which......is possible I guess, but I'm not going to just throw it in there as an excuse for twilight or anyone else to bang Luna. I'd want to have the idea fully established and explored as central to the overall plot.
This is basically why I'm writing Growth Spurts.
Hope that makes sense.
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Well yeah, but if you look what I wrote I'm not thinking of calling Discord to do his shenanigans. I was thinking lesbian Luna pairing and the drama you would have to deal with that comes from having to introduce a stallion (OC) to this even temporalily. Just bouncing ideas off the wall for you since you were averse to do a OC pairing and since there are many viable canon mares for Luna to pair.
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Perfect time for Night Light to speak up, "You, uh, know, we could have, uh, a threesome... Would that work?"
Right to the point, shafting both Velvet and Celestia at the same time.
Is Velvet completely straight, is this going where I hope it's going. Maybe I should keep reading and stop making comments...
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Good man. good man, taking one for the team.
YES!
Uh, I mean, interesting story twist. Was not cheering for this at all...
Night Light is a good stallion, always a good idea to take the mares out for dessert.
Looks like a case of "too-little-blood-for-the-brain".
WHAT?! What'd-I-do?
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All the yes, so far every chapter has been hilarious.
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Maybe a bonus chapter where Twilight is horrified about her father telling her about all his escapades. Maybe a hint that she was conceived in a threesome leading to her above average power. I like horrified Twilight.
Okay, now that was plane awesome, and cute. I've said this before but how can clop be cute!? Not that it really matters, I was just wondering is all.
That was the best clop I have ever read and I have read A LOT of clop. Congrats on an awesome chapter!
so the reason why twilight sparkle is so powerful is because she was conceived while both nightlight and velvet were under the influence of the enlarging spell and possible magical overload as well?
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Shining Armor, or possibly Spike. After all, being a dragon with a very long life span des have some advantages. Also that tounge...
I can't help but imagine Celestia mentioning this arrangement in an attempt to get herself off of Twilight Sparkle's mental pedestal. Twilight just goes into a fugue state and refuses to acknowledge what she hears.
In any case, looking forward to more.
Yes! Another fantastic chapter! This is the best loved every word!
Also you're getting close to 1k likes, NICE!
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It could be Spike. Few people do Spike and Luna. If estrus is specifically a horse semen thing though then nope.
Then there's always the fan favorite Big Macintosh but that would be pretty shoehorned.
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I have this mental image of Celestia annually loading a stallion into a giant catapult/slingshot and sending him off to the Lunar surface to experience the interior Lunar surfaces. Possibly returning to Equestria by means of a extra stretchy trampoline.
"These noble astronauts (okay one hole lower) maintain a vow of silence after their Moonshot, but rumours persist that the Mare in the Moon is into some really kinky stuff."
"Astronomical voyeur Window Creeper reports that the silhouette of a pony on the Moons face often displays unusual expressions during estrus season."
Yet another great addition. The talk beforehand was well thought out and flowed quite nicely with each party kind of imposing their own biases without much consideration for the other parties, but in true pony fashion, they were able to reach a mutually satisfying conclusion.
The sex was good, varied and described with enough detail to paint the scene, which was hot & oh so perfectly messy. The only gripe I noticed was already brought up. When you double dimensions, volume is octupled—2³=8; Velvet would have been swimming in it.
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I must admit, I've actually been a fan of LunaMac since reading RagingSemi's Luna's Sad Party oh so very long ago, back when all we'd seen of Luna was a few minutes in the first episodes.
I'm picturing Night Light telling all this to Twilight, and her sitting there with a thousand yard stare muttering "In my happy place in my happy place in my happy place" with Velvet having hysterics in the next room.
It is 2am and my neighbours hate you for making my laugh this hard.