I was spreadin' my Chaos through the soapy Equestria road,
When along came a pony with a high and mighty attitude,
She was bitchin' something hard about Harmony and style,
And so I flew along her head and then I settled down and sighed,
She asked me "What's the point of this?" and so I did reply,
Yeah I said, "Listen, I'm gonna lay it out right now." I sang:
I will kill your friends, Twi'
I will kill your friends, Twi'
I'll lay their organs bare, Twi'
Their screams will fill the air, Twi'
Of murder I'll have my share, Twi'
I will kill your friends
Yes I will;
Stab them, beat them, spear them, then filet 'em, butcher them, slaughter them, hang them, maybe gore 'em, poison them, pierce them, bludgeon them, slice'n'dice 'em, drown them, erase them, smother them, massacre 'em, lynch them, finish them, dispatch 'em, execute 'em, terminate 'em, Obliterate 'em, and behead 'em, I will kill 'em.
I will kill your friends, Twi'
I will kill your friends, Twi'
I'll lay their organs bare, Twi'
Their screams will fill the air, Twi'
Of murder I'll have my share, Twi'
I will kill your friends
Yeah I'll kill:
Big Mac, Cheerlilee, Lyra, Carrot Cake, Rainbow Dash, Bonbon, Cup Cake, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Caramel, Applejack, Appleloosa, Snow Flake, Pipsqueak, Pony Joe, Twilight Velvet, Rarity, Rarity, Fluttershy, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Granny Smith, what a hit!
I will kill your friends, Twi'
I will kill your friends, Twi'
I'll lay their organs bare, Twi'
Their screams will fill the air, Twi'
Of murder I'll have my share, Twi'
I will kill your friends
See I will:
Impale them, hang them, draw them, and quarter 'em, immure them, wheel break 'em, stone them, the pendulum, flay them, drop them, Discord 'em, bleed them, keelhaul them, pamper them, the Bronze Bull, cedar them, Idaho, cliff hang them, crucify them, inside-out 'em, weaponize them, coronate 'em, I'm a little mean, huh?
I will kill your friends, Twi'
I will kill your friends, Twi'
I'll lay their organs bare, Twi'
Their screams will fill the air, Twi'
Of murder I'll have my share, Twi'
I will kill your friends
Oh I'll kill:
Derpy Hooves, Fancy Pants, Shining Armour, not Blueblood, Typecast, Staghorn, Princess Cadance, Wall Breaker, TD, Silverspeak, Sunny Meadows, Chaska, Tenderheart, Loaded Dice, Tricky Strings, Luna too, Doctor Hooves, Cinnamon Swirl, Iron Will, Flim & Flam, Snips & Snails, Canterlot, the whole lot...
I will kill your friends, Twi'
I will kill your friends, Twi'
I'll lay their organs bare, Twi'
Their screams will fill the air, Twi'
Of murder I'll have my share, Twi'
I will kill your friends
I will kill your friends.
HAHAHAHA! Oh, that felt good, gruesome singing with no preamble!
After all, who needs preamble when you can have postamble!
Anyway, on to my single piece of correspondence, from toa697!
Sorry. I was in a low signal zone.
A low signal... wait just a minute!
Interdimensional communication is affected by your location? The only way I can figure it is if you're using a centralized signal-booster, but you'd think if you can pierce the walls of reality you'd be able to overcome native distance issues, wouldn't you? I mean, you'd have to be using to pieces of technology with vastly different levels of intricacy and advancement for this to make sense.
Though come to think of it, where are you anyway? Where are any of you for that matter? Are you in some sort of interdimensional communication hub connected to various alternate versions of Equestria? Are you each in separate universes that are connected into some kind of underlying framework between universes? And do your communication devices run on technology, magic, or some mixture of cheddar cheese and pixie dust?
I need answers people, and I need you to deliver them or become relatively nauseous trying!
Hi Discord. First YOU ARE THE BEST THING ABOUT MLP FiM! Secondly I was wondering if you know any ways to get rid of annoying people. Oh, And any way I can come visit? SEE YA MOST AWESOME THING ABOUT MLP FIM!
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We can't tell him about that. He is not ready for the existintal crisis that would cause and even though I could prove he exists with a free will of his own anyways I don't feel like it right now.
I'm in some sort of cavern full of crystals 3 miles southeast of Ponyville. the crystals have weird properties and are sending my thoughts and words across the multiverse.
Chapter title: Musical Interlude 2: I Will Kill Your Friends
Me: Well this is going to be interesting...
Hello discord, here have some triangles ◢◣◢.
Question do you think dash is gay? I d k why I asked I'm just being random.
☠ here have a skull.
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Hello, just responding for the sake of you haven't faved this fic, so you won't be updated when the new chapter is up.
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Ditto for you, I'd hate for anyone to miss Discord's responses.
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I hope I didn't disappoint!
for your question, discord, I am an interdimensional being known as a tenno, My comunications array isn't affected by location, but it's very sensitive to tampering. My dreadnaught is currently in orbit around your equestria. I am down in my forward command hub in Ponyville, but just so you know, the saying "Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn" sounds like a minor toothache compared to the fury and battle tactics of a tenno hunting down beings who cause harm to those he/she protects. (in my case, all of the ponies of equestria are under my protection.)