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Chapter Special: 1609 words
Chapter Q and A: Lan UNRELEASED391 words
Chapter 1.3: And Then He Said2,775 words
Chapter 1.4: New Lovers1,457 words
Chapter 1.5: Memory Loss2,857 words
Chapter 1.6: Smartflank1,955 words
Chapter 1.7: Sexy Suit1,237 words
Chapter 1.8: Secrets Revealed935 words
Chapter 1.9: Lan vs Lan?2,946 words

Chapter Special: 1

Chapter Special: 1

... Wait... why am I doing this? Oh, that's right! Hey guys, its me, Gin! Ya, that's right i'm calling myself that. What are you going to do sue me? Fuck that I got Pheonix Wright on my side. Fuck da police what in gods name am I doing? WELL, I was being a dick and impatiently waiting for kickass'es new chapter and I looked at his HOT AND SEXY stories and I thought to myself, why does nutella taste so good? I mean, its like a fucking orgasm in my mouth and boners cumming into piss and I don't know ANYMORE!!! Anyways lets get into the real shit. Iv'e came up with this... lol came... awesome twist. If you've read the Artemis Fowl series, then you should of read Time Paradox. It'll be like that. Sorta. More blood and gore. LOLZLOLZLOLZ I R DINERSOARZ!!! RAWR!!! I'm all jacked up on tootsie rolls and nutella. I'm also mentally retarded so just be patient. Ya fucking prosthetic bastard. Cum bucket. Jizzfest. Gooey farts.

What your wondering is what i'm talking... typing about. WELLLLLLL IDK LOLZ. This is my damn special and I can do what I want with it. Like so.

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I AM A DEMIGOD!

Ice... I know you aren't that stable after Elizabeth's death, but listen to me. It's not your fault. Just because I got raped by 17 giraffes doesn't mean you aren't a good lover. Ice, I want you inside of me. PS IM PERGNAENT LOLZOLOZLZO

Oh did you hear, Snookie is pregnant. Ya... its the end of the world as we know it. Also people have built a sub thing to go look at Titanic. Well shit. Also meteors. Something about them. Penis.

Well now what. Also i'm going to do a Q & A with the fag character shits I have, that's right. Come at me bro. Nipples.

Dick licken son of a bitch my birthday was Feb 23 and I got 330 dollars. Fuck yeah! I spent it all on airsoft shit. A g36c that can take m14 and m4 mags, 3 high caps, a vest that holds a shit ton of shit, and a sexy whopping 2500 sex beads... bb's... go fuck yourself. I do what I want. I also got a job. I work for 5 weeks in a kitchen at a boyscout camp. All da gurls. 575 bucks. In the balls. Also money. Fuck yes. Fuck no. Snookie pregnant is not a way to go. Id still hit it though... LOLZ NAW I AINT DAT DIRTEY! This is pointless what am I doing. AUIFABNADFJDKFNASJFNDKJFASDNJKF PENIS JUICE IN MY FACE HOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Well this concludes this. Fuck this was pointless. Oh well. Take it up the ass Zero and good night.

Oh and use a condom folks. Yes Blue, that's pointed at you. I know what you do to Arrell.

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