Fluttershy carefully approached him with a first-aid kit, shuddering with each step, “The princess said you were wounded... so I thought... if you wouldn't mind that is... maybe I could have a look at it?”
He looked at her without moving, he had actually almost forgotten about the wound. He held up his hand for her to see, the long and red cut showing clearly between the fabric. “Your concern is appreciated, but not necessary...” he said, “The damage is only superficial, it does not serve to lessen functionality and...” the others gasped as the shadows started to dance over the wound, “It is easily mended.”
He let the void pour over the wound, enclosing it and realigning the broken flow at the surface before reversing it. Before the ponies' eyes, the wound simply started to close itself, the shadows slowly starting to immerse themselves in his flesh as the crusted blood turned liquid again and returned into his body.
When the cut had closed he shifted the void towards the cut cloth and repeated the process, the black fabric returning to its former form. When he was done he flexed his hand and slowly moved his fingers, assuring that all damage had been repaired and returning the flow to its natural direction.
Twilight gasped, “I've never seen a healing spell like that before! How did you do that?”
“The concept of magic has nothing to do with this, it is a simple mechanism of redirection.” she scrunched her face as she tried to understand what he had just said. He dropped his hand again, “Do not try to understand it, you naturally lack the necessary distinction to comprehend the mechanism.”
“Why do I get the feeling you just insulted me?”
“It is not an insult, it is a simple observation. Your mind and form are confined to this phase of existence. To understand, you would have to move your cognition outside your given boundaries.”
“Now I get the feeling you're telling me I'm dumb.” she replied with a sour voice.
“Then let me explain it to you in a form you can comprehend. To do what I do, you would need to be able to see all of the thirteen dimensions and beyond.”
“Thirteen? That's absurd! The philosophical studies of Greyhoof have clearly stated that there are only five dimensions; three of space, which we move in, one for time, which acts upon us and another for magic, from which....” she rehearsed like from a book.
“Greyhoof's studies are not unknown to me, but just like yours his cognition was confined by the natural boundaries of his mind and body. Also, he was a philosopher so he was already unsuited for a proper observation from the beginning... he also had an unhealthy obsession for hoof manicures.”
Twilight looked taken aback, “What? Are you saying that...”
“Uhm, excuse me?” a timid voice interrupted them. He slowly turned his head towards Fluttershy again, she was still standing next to him, “I have a little mouse at home that has a bad cut on one of its paws...”
“And?”
“Could you... maybe... help it? I'm afraid he's not doing so well...”
He looked at her for a moment, “I could...” her eyes seemed to shine with hope.
“But I won't.” his voice was as unmoving as ever. Her eyes started to fill with tears.
“What the buck is your problem? You made Fluttershy cry!” Rainbow Dash shouted at him angrily, “How can you be so heartless!” she looked ready to jump at him, but when he turned his head towards her she seemed to become less sure of herself. “She's just asking for your help! What's wrong with helping a friend?”
“First, I am not anyone's friend. Not even anypony's for that specific matter. I am merely an observer to your world. Second, as such it is not meant for me to intervene in any of what occurs in this world. It would only serve to disrupt the natural flow of things.” That was something he would not risk at any cost, there was too much at stake.
He turned to Fluttershy again, something in her sad face actually moved him, it almost made him feel guilty for his words. “You have my condolences nonetheless. I am sure you will manage to help it.”
She sniffed a tear away, “Thank you.”
“Then why did you save me?” Celestia asked, “If you are so determined not to intervene, why did you stop the assassination?” the girls looked at him with expecting eyes.
He remained silent for a moment, the gears grinding in his head as he tried to answer that very question to himself. “I do not know.”
“You don't know? What kind of answer is that? You decided to do it so you must have had a reason!” Applejack spoke up with an unbelieving face. In her all life, she had never met anypony or anything that spoke with such an emotionless voice.
“I do not know. That is all. If it was either by instinct or by lack of proper judgment that I let myself act...” Celestia raised an eyebrow, “I can not tell. It still serves to puzzle me.”
Rarity huffed, “How anypony could be so cold is what puzzles me. Don't you even care what happens to those around you?”
“It is not my place to act upon sympathy or misplaced care. I take no joy in death or sadness, but I have come to terms with it. As much as it may pain you to hear this, I simply cannot allow myself to care.”
Pinkie Pie gave him a smirk, “I think you do care.”
“Your line of thought is clearly wrong.”
“Nope, I just think you're too worried about something else and it makes you so sad you feel all numb and alone. So you just pretend to yourself that you don't care.”
He looked at her for a moment, where had this come from? Had she knowledge he was unaware of? Could the distorted flow around her be responsible for this? The results of such a phenomena always varied so the possibility couldn't be excluded...
Much to his displeasure she interpreted his silence as an agreement, “See, you do care!”
“I do not.” he replied with as much of an even voice as he could muster.
“Do too...” she said with a growing smile.
“I do not.” he repeated with growing anger.
“I think she's right...” commented Fluttershy on his side. He turned towards her, she visibly trembled at his gaze but continued, “I can feel that there is a terrible burden on your heart and I can feel your sorrow. You really are lonely, aren't you?”
“I am not.”
“Would you maybe like a hug? You'd feel all better in an instant.” she offered him a smile.
He looked at her with disbelief for a moment, “I would advise you refrain from touching me. I am poisonous to touch, it would be your death.” she gasped and quickly took a step back.
“You're lying.” Applejack stated from her place at the table. “I'm sure of it.”
He turned to her, the element of honesty at her best. He changed the carrier-envelope offset of the void around himself and readjusted the frequency bandwidth, turning the void on his surface into pure death. “Try me now.” he said with a grave voice, “I am poisonous to touch, it would be your death.”
Applejack's jaw nearly dropped onto the floor, “He's... he's not lying now.”
Celestia eyed him with surprise, “You changed yourself to be toxic?”
“I merely altered a small detail. I do not wished to be... touched.”
“Fair enough, you have made that point clear. Please, be so kind as to reverse your... 'alteration', so we may continue without concern for our health.”
“Very well.” he paused for a moment, returning the wave to its prior form, “It is done.”
“Thank you very much.” Celestia said with a small nod, “Now, what kind of tea would you like?”
The question surprised him, “What?”
“The flavor of the tea?” she asked carefully, “Sadly, we have no knowledge of your diet or tastes. So we simply prepared a broader selection in hope to satisfy your wishes. Please, feel free to pick whatever you want.”
He looked over the table with a slow motion of his head, a seemingly never ending variety of tea, cake, small muffins and assorted biscuits and desserts spread out before him. He knew every pastry by name but had never tried any of it. There simply had never been the need to do so.
He continued to stare at the collection for another minute before slowly raising his hand and picking up the smallest and simplest biscuit he could find. He mustered it in his fingers for a moment before breaking it in two and placing one half on the plate in front of him. The other half he carefully put back to its original position. The ponies watched his every move with fascination.
“Are you sure that is all you want?” Celestia asked with disbelief.
“It will suffice to meet the requirements of protocol.” he simply stated.
She raised an eyebrow, “And what tea would you like to drink?”
“Water.”
Luna looked at him with wonder, “You want a cup of hot water?”
He tilted his head slightly, wondering if protocol required for the water to have taste. “With a slice of lemon in it, perhaps?”
I love this story so much
it's so awesome
Thats one stone cold void man right there.
That guy is creepily awesome. Awesomely creepy. Craweeesopemy?
and he is starting to open up bit by bit, loving this so far
This story.
It will suffice.
this chapter was hilarious
when they asked him what he wanted i thought he was going to say ''i do not eat''
well done do not stop this
TROLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
2303604 Craweeesopemy? That is now my favourite word!
Definitely a great change of pace from the other stories here, keep up the good work
I have Simon and Garfunkel's I Am a rock stuck in my head now. I wonder If an HEV suit would be able to touch him while I remain unscathed?
*tentatively pokes creepy void guy*
*hoof goes through him*
Oh, right, we can only observe this, and we can't interfere....
Hmmm... sounds familiar.
Who would have thought this one shot would turn into something like this? I certainly didn't expect it.
Thank you very much for all of your comments!
I demand a 10k chapter!!! Please...?
This guy finds loopholes EASILY.
All day!
I found the end there highly amusing. I personally used to drink tea, but I once tried just plain hot-water, and you get 99% of the same effects as tea does.
So yea. My favorite flavor it tea is Hot Water.
2303604 Craweeesopemy. That sounds like some sort of surgery.
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It sounds painful.
Maybe this guy can explain Pinkie.
Maybe this guy can explain Pinkie.
Hot lemon water.
YEAH. LEMONS.
Psh, only thirteen? Newbie. . .
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Might that be an Egoraptor reference I spot?
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Indeed!
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You know what? You know what you get for that reference?
. . .
DENOUTTADEN!!
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EEEEENOUDDDAEEEEEEEN!
Still great, but starting to drag a bit, can we get to the next plot point please?
That moment with Fluttershy...
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Humans in this story are more advance than I thought, AWESOME!!!!
Just when it gets more awesome it just stops!
I keep imagining the watcher's voice as Javik from Mass Effect 3. It's very amusing.
Keep up the good work. This is a very interesting and unique story. Also, I'm shocked at how often you update it.
This thing needs longer chapters. More chapters, now!
When life gives a purveyor lemons...
I think this is going well but please try to keep him from becoming to friendly you dont do a job forever then change in 1 day
creepy guys from dark void ftw
Nice chapter! Man that guy's creepy!
>>>“Then let me explain it to you in a form you can comprehend. To do what I do, you would need to be able to see all of the thirteen dimensions and beyond.”>>
Pfft, only 13. And here I thought these things might be a threat! Ha!
>>>He changed the carrier-envelope offset of the void around himself and readjusted the frequency bandwidth, turning the void on his surface into pure death.>>>
Was this meant to be serious? Because I broke out laughing. Dear god, he turned it into 'pure death'? How campy can you get?! That's like something out of a 1950's B-movie!
2315028 This is the second comment you've posted that I've seen and you've been nothing but unconstructive on these stories. Do not drop pointless insults; instead provide constructive criticism if a story does not satisfy your standards. I hope that is clear.
water? WATER? my nigga
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It took me a moment, but I now see what you did there.
Still feels weird... but at least I can call him purveyor now.
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2353776 Weird. Last time I brought up the use of that word, a moderator threatened to ban me.
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Can't go about life fearing the possibility of rejection because of political incorrectness . Also, once upon a time i was banned from the fimfiction chat client for using the word,that is what i get for not reading the rules that time i guess. The trick is using cultural sensitivities to compliment people and make them feel respected, don't use them to build on jokes, they may not be funny for them. of course this can go bite you in the ass anyways, you never truly know how your intentions translate on the minds of people.
I also spoiled that shit, people looked at it at their own risk.
I do believe the term is, "I have looked into my vast wellspring of Fucks, and have realised the well has run Dry."
7292551 i have just the story for you, my good man.
A real stickler for the rules, this one. Not the most friendly character, but I like seeing how he acts.