Pinkie Pie the Octopus

by BronyHeretic

The New and Improved End

Twilight and all of the ponies gathered around Zecora awaiting for her orders, but a banging came from a chest nearby.
Curious, Twilight approached the wooden, ornate chest. On it there was an inscription. It read huehuehauheuh. What could this mean? Twilight's curiosity got the best of her, she looked over to Zecora to see if she had her approval to open it. The zebra nodded. An ominous feeling swept through the room, it grew darker as well. The feeling of fear and suspense was thick in the room, as Fluttershy had passed out on the floor.

Twilight opened the chest, letting the rusted metal handle glow with her purple magic.

AND THEN A HYPER-REALISTIC SKELETON POPPED OUT AND KILLED EVERYPONY EVER AND EVEN A BEAR BECAUSE ITS A SKELETON AND STUFF.

EVEN PRINCESS (faget) CELESTIA WAS ALL LIKE, "OH, SHIT! A HYPER-REALISTIC SKELETON," THEN SHE DIED.

TANK THEN BRUTALLY RULED OVER THE CHARRED REMAINS OF EQUESTRIA, SODOMIZING ANY CRITTERS OF DIGRESSING BELIEFS OR OPINIONS, EVEN HIMSELF.

Author's Note:

These chicken nuggets be ballin', yo. They be crispy like you never believe. When I first ate one, I was all like "WHAAAAAAAAAT? WENDY, ARE YOU SERIOUS?"
Mean girls work in the back, I tried to holla at one and she got mad. I was all like, "Please, girl, you ugly anyway."

Comments

[RhesusPeace]

I liked the old one better.

[BronyHeretic]

2449364

No.

[Archane24]

I don't know how I feel about this

[Drake75]

I feel I don't know Fluttercry, how about this?

[MidnightFMare]

you fail sir! FAIL! just go to the corner, and apologize to the four great dieties of chaos for forgiveness and try and find a word that rhymes with silver!

[Luckyfanisaac]

Mmmm, yeah. Plot.
Read that and this is what popped into my head.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4h060tDKw3M