What happens when someone ends up with 500 lbs of bagels that will never go bad, an insatiable need for cream cheese, and a never-ending bottle of Arizona Iced Tea?
You get Ghost. Let us just say that... there are some people who can never get over what they want, and if it is Ghost, you had better give him the thing he desires most.
This was an idea that came to me while I was enjoying a nice bagel with Philadelphia Cream Cheese (THE BEST KIND EVER), and Arizona Iced Tea. First time truly writing comedy, but hey, it's something that is spontaneous and fun!
[NOTE: This story is being restored little by little. I'm attempting to recover the document it was written in.]
Chapters (3)
I read the title, and I instantly thought, "WHAT THE FUCK!" Let's see what the fuck this story is like.
Good Lord, what have you DONE?!
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I have written a comedy fic that fits well with the RANDOM tag.
2197349 It does fit well, and I like it in an ironic way, but... WHY?!
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Because there is nothing else to compare this story to. No other story has really, well, gone quite this route before.
Also, I don't write comedy all that much. This is really my first comedy fic.
2198639 Your first comedy? Dude, you're the next Dainel To- The next Seth MacF- The next Seth Gr- Look, you're the next popular comedian who's actually any good... I can't think of any.
Looks promising. And it made me laugh.
You've got my upvote and favourite.
Hey Acheron,
I could say so much about this story; it was nothing less than fantastic. This idea is simply hilarious, and the random thought to go to Equestria of all places to get cream cheese is utterly amusing. Ghost's feeling about the bagels, his computer, and virtually everything else are very amusing to observe as well.
I really like your style of humor; to me, it appears so random yet so enticing and funny at the same time. I also really like these kinds of stories that have those random elements in them that sometimes have no direction and other times have a certain direction that make no sense at all. In short, I love this story. I therefore give your story a like and favorite. And I also think you're a good author, so I'll be watching you as well.
One note: I don't understand the dislikes. Seriously, 7 people just read this story and gave it a thumbs down without even mentioning why they didn't care for it. I find nothing wrong with it at all...
Keep on writing; I'll be waiting.
SlipperPutty
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Th-thank you! That is wonderful!
Slips was right! This is hilarious, fantastic, and fantastic. Well done.
MOAR!!! Another chapter, please!
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I had a bit of an issue for a bit, mainly a hard drive almost failing on me. I have to retrieve my stories before I can continue. But do not worry, I will continue.
2339368 All right then, glad that you'll still be working on this. Looking forward to it!
Hey! Glad to see you've got another chapter! I read it, and it's as hilarious as the first one was. Especially liked the race with Ghost and Rainbow Dash.
Oh Ghost, how I hope that you get your cream cheese....
This is perfectly hilarious; I love it! Oh hey Slips.
And I concur, Philadelphia is indeed the best. Hard to get, but the best. Well, in the US anyway.