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Wall virginity. I am intrigued. And Pinkie wondering why Rarity chose Shining Armor over her, I am wondering something similar.
Allow Pinkie to begin by saying that this 5-chapter story was well-written, but we must remember, Comrades, that it is nothing more than fiction.
This work of capitalist art is laced throughout with fallacies designed for to defame the Comrades and glorify the capitalist swine. If you will permit Pinkie, she will now remind you all of the Truth so that you are not deceived.
Pinkie shall begin with the Comrade Rarity. Unlike what the capitalist would like you all to believe, she is glorious, faithful Comrade, whose only love is the Cause of the Soviets and its servants. All "romances" are tactical maneuvers for to advance the plans of the Soviets. She is the loyal Comrade who has taken the duty upon herself to groom and prepare attire for the Comrades so that they are able to dedicate all their time to the Cause. She is admirable Comrade indeed.
The yellow one known as Fluttershy is not as she appears in the work of fiction, either. Remember, Comrades, that she is dangerous murderer, whose murderous deeds are only dwarfed by the tyrant Celestia's. She has brutally murdered many Comrades and Capitalists and cannot be trusted by anypony.
The rainbow capitalist Dash has always had enmity with Comrade rarity, as she does with all Comrades. She is infatuated with her currency such that she despises all who do not admire her for her "no work and all pay" philosophy. The truth is that she is true disgrace to the Soviets. She has chosen to serve the tyrant responsible for the death of her father rather than follow in his hoofsteps and become a glorious spy for the Soviet Cause.
Comrade Applejack is glorious leader of the Ponyville Area Soviet Clan. She, like Comrade Rarity, needs no stallion- or mare-, for she has no love but for the Soviet Cause and its servants. Never would she commit such actions as are described in the chapters of this work of capitalist, anti-Soviet propaganda. Such acts do not further the Cause of the Soviets, and therefore, our glorious Comrade would never be guilty of them.
Do not be fooled by the capitalist's eloquent choice of words, Comrades! Stay true to the Cause, and Long Live The Soviets!
I only found out about this today.
I am such an idiot.
LET'S WATCH RARITY FALL INTO DESPAIR!
I wonder which of the mane six you're gonna do next. I'm anticipating Pinkie Pie, but I think she'd best be saved for last.
Of course, you're the author - and a much better one than me. I trust you to make the next amazing tragedy with a great character.
Now excuse me while I read two hundred thousand words of awesome.
2850513 Dude. You've got issues.