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Bwehehe, "goat bearded friend", you're digging a grave under yourself...
I almost jumped with excitement at the idea of playing with her,
(Keep those dirty thoughts out of your heads!) Okay d37nnnqwv9amwr.cloudfront.net/entries/icons/original/000/003/617/okayguy.jpg
Problem? I see none!
144232 *brohoof!*
Man, sometimes I need to stop laughing to breath.
Great chapter btw with the croz, keep at it
144232 i thought he was dead to you, strudel
You and your many cliff hangers. All I want to know is why do you taunt me with Cliff Hangers!!
144244 *you hear gunshot and feel pain in your knee*
One more goddamn time, and I'll shoot between your legs...
I used to respect you, but then you took a bullet in the knee...
144254 try it, ive got balls of steel
144254 *gets M25* *aims to both knees* *fires* *you collapse without feeling in your legs*
Heheheheheheehehehehheh
I used to call you Purple Blaze, but then i realised that your surname rhymed with Strudel
144232 wait, why were you brohoofing me?
Peace out brothers, imma hit the bed
Didn't he already explain the Gods thing to you?
144265 *infects himself with Blacklight virus*
My name is Peter Christopher Krużel, and I will... DESTROY... Avehand and Blue Breeze...
144280
Yes, but not the full details. Just some of it.
1442548*throws a tomatoe that he made appear out of nowhere*
144287>>144283>>144280>>144271>>144263>>144252>>144240>>144230dont mes around when pinkies aprentace is in town!
*puts on a fedora black sunglasses and a trench coat and suddnly starts throwing random objects at everyone while doging all incoming projectiles and eventualy knoks everyone out with his onslaught of fruit rocks bricks and the ocasionel random flying chiken and suddnely stops spinning*
smooookin!
144320 -evades-, -fires
-lazor-
-critical hit-
144283 CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
144320 *comes closer, breaks his neck and consumes*
Who's next?
144336 HI!
144326 *gets critical mass*
I'm waiting...
144346 *Morphs whole body into armour and hands into claws, and charges on you*
Is Omnius... Thinking of being with Applejack?! GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH! SHE'S MINE!!!
144355 *dodges and shoots kamehameha wave*
144360 Silence, or I'll kick you into that spot...
I just wish to state this again. I. FUCKING. Love this fic.
144365 *Kamehame wave goes through, my body regenerates fast*
You think you can kill me now?
*madman's laugh*
Die!
*hits the ground, and under you shots up spikes of biomass*
144365>>144355>>144325*randomely apears out of thin air in custom black and dark-green sparten 2 armor with 6 energy swords a katana two pistols two smgs a jet pack two shotguns a sniper about 20 pounds of cooked bacon? oh and also dual sparten lasers both charged and aimed forward cause your all in a fucking line from his point of view*
"isnt breaking the fourth wall just the most funnist thing ever!"
*lasers fire together and...three nut shots in a row!*
smooookin!
*suddnly disapears again to go eat his bacon leaving you three still fighting but now you have no balls...aint life just a bitch*
goddamit kick! Anyways continuing fic within a fic:
Twilight shook her head groggily as she woke inside of what appeared to be a long dark hallway, fluorescent lights flickering on and off. Twilight gulped and made her way forward, all of a sudden she heard growling and some sort of bone breaking. Turning around she was met with a large pale bipedal creature with arms growing out of it's shoulders and it's intestines and organs open for all to see (necramorph).
By this point the 'sensible' part of Twilight's brain decided to shoot itself in the head with a meta-physcial shotgun leaving crazy twilight. "Not dealing with your shit today bud." She said using her magic to rip off one of it's shoulder arms and shooting it through it's midsection.
several hours later
Pinkie popped aboard the Sprawl, a large mars colony. She floated in space for a bit, asphyxiating before remembering she was pinkie pie. Suddenly a group of necromorphs and a super nechromorh eerily resembling a spider blew into space, a maniacal Twilight stood at the gaping hole and shouted after them. Twilight had somehow managed to get a rig and assault rifle which was now levitating in the air above her. "Fear me! I am Isaac!" She roared with laughter. Pinkie just face hoofed and galloped over to Twilight which was physical impossible being the fact that she was still floating in space. "Okay too much time here, we gotta go." She said picking up a now squirming Twilight and thrusting her into a the gaping jaws of gummy who was now carmel dansing through space for no apparent reason.
to be continued
144382 You know, that after infection with Blacklight virus I have no real organs? I have only biomass, so shooting at my "nuts" won't cause any pain...
144397i said i broke the fourth wall the me that shot you was a me from a diffrent universe getting revenge for me cause im the only other one besides pinkie who csn break the fourth wall alowin me to meat other me's also even if it dosent hurt you but it still destroyes the biomass that made up that particulear section of your "body" wich means i realy dont care i mostly aimed there cause it wont kill you but it will still probably hurt like a motherfucker even if your made of biomass that bit of biomass is now gone no matter how you look at it its still gone
144415 As I said, it didn't cause ANY pain... And your body was part of me when I consume you, so you hurt "yourself" too
144426no i hurt the other me you realy dont get this fourth wall thing do you besides i dont know the "me" from this demmension so idk
*10 sparten lasers fire suddnly 2 from behind above left right and in front of you they all hit and the now 5 lunadashscratchs disapear*
i do happen to know thease 4 "me's" were the bestest of freinds!
Lunadashscracth, Purple Blaze, Blue Blaze:
EVERYBODY CHILL THE FUCK OUT AND SMOKE SOME WEED
confound these bronies, they drive to me cupcakes levels of insanity!
144439 Nope.avi
*kicks him to the Moon*
144437 *next time you appear, from my body shoots spiky tentacles in every direction, and everything that it pierced is consumed*
"That wood hurts!"
.....
GAAHHH, now im branded as a god!
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welp, I wonder how i could possibly affect the multiverse... heheheheheh.... time to straighten out some wrongs in the universe!!!
now as a side joke from my character's background:"My father told me i could never do anything of my existance, so i became a god... without knowing it."
now just wee bit of attention, i would like to invite you to a game i play. league of legends.
click this link here: Refferals for me in LoL
144439sorry im 13 and i prefer vodka (dont ask how i know what vodka tastes like)144441im already wating there for you with a bottle of vodka 144576i already play LOL its awsome dont nead to tell me twice
144703
wtf are you doing drinking vodka? shame on your parents! shame on you for drinking so young! i hadn't had my first sip of alchool until i was 16 and that was because i chose so! parents are into wine, they are connoiseurs and i developed an affinity to tell whats good and what's crap in wines.
144730i had it about a 3 years ago when one of there freinds visited and i felt hungry that night so i went downstairs to get a snack and there freind had brought vodka and the only other drink was orange juice so i tried it and loved it but i didnt have much cause i saw a price tag and i knew that it was worth alot so i put it away and went back to sleep no one knew what happened
144730 pour me a glass would ya?
144768you do relise the vodka was fake right? and that i was the one who had the fake vodka?
interestingly enough, the french actually have a word for a goat beard. i learned that yesterday.
Imjust curious about one thing. Ominous knows I'm a god (I still cringe at that) but has he met me in there? If not yet, I can't wait to see how it goes!
144351 Ayooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ihavemy deathstarpointedatyourpitifulplaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaneeeeet
144382 -evades-
-steals your bacon-
-eats it-
-eats the erst of your body-
144576 Cant, too busy playing Skyrim