Queen Chrysalis's heart yearns for revenge and yet with the cessation of hostilities between her nation and Equestria, she must find a way to get her vengeance in any way she can against the ponies who foiled her plan and made a mockery of her changelings.
Oh my fucking spaghetti god!
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2146412 Oddly enough, I do have a few "noodly appendage" jokes in store for this.
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Can't wait for more "sauce" chapters ;p
2146518 Sauce?
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spaghetti sauce ;p
2146549 I...see.
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Yea i know lame pun is lame
2146555 Eh, it works. As it is, in case you were wondering, Chrysalis's solution to getting her vengeance through the ceasefire is basically:
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Trollestia will be proud
Muahahahaha, glorious.
2168752 Thanks, mate. By the way, have any particular order you'd like the pranking to start with? I know Ch3 will be Celestia, but as for the others I'm open to any suggestions.
Fluttershy should last. And Pinkie pie should be second to last. Because Any prank to Fluttershy will be devastating and will ruin their look towards the changeling from that point on, and also cause Pinkie is.... well... Pinkie Pie. It's very hard to prank her most likely. I vote Twilight first. She is the 'leader' and will be the most fun to prank. She was also the one to free Cadence, both from the dungeon cave, and when they were captured.
2178818 Sounds good. Twilight is going to be chapter 4 as Princess Celestia is chapter three. Basically get the student after the mentor. What of Rarity, RD, and Applejack?
2179322 Hmm... Maybe RD, then Applejack, and then Rarity. Depending on how the pranks go, and how bad/embarrassing they are. Rainbow Dash first cause from that point on she will be on the look out for revenge! Applejack would be kinda a challenge, but when found a way to do it, it will probably be very easy to set up. Rarity, with her hate of dirt, mess, and so on, will be the absolute easiest to prank, so in the middle of the 6 to keep with pacing.
2179558 Good point on Rarity. Plus with RD, it'd be good to get her out of the way before she tries counter pranking...which could be useful. I think Rarity and Fluttershy are probably the most vulnerable followed by RD if only because her bravado and reputation make her easy to manipulate. Applejack would come next because while it is easy to provoke her, she's more stable minded. Pinkie is Pinkie and while I don't plan on making her the fourth wall shattering chatterbox with super cartoon powers, she is unpredictable enough to require either extensive planning or some awesome improv skills to prank.
This is gooooooooood, cant wait for next update.
2229333 Thanks! I'm actually trying to brain up the next chapter.
Chrysalis-troll? Pranks all around and cock-blocked Shining?
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2269827 Is it Chrysalis-troll or Trollsalis?
After all the pranking, i bet there will be one big revenge prank
Silly Chrysalis is best Chrysalis xD
2287685 Quite possibly.
2287715 Ha! I love that picture, especially Queen Chrysalis's utter "Wat" look. Wish there was a colored version.
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It's epic even without coloring :P
2287829 True enough!
Hmm. This is one Chrysalis I really enjoy. Sexy trolling beast :D
2288162 I wanted to have a Chrysalis that wasn't card-carryingly evil, but also not the Chrysalis that's trying to redeem herself. Also I'm going to try and avoid the worse of the changeling apologists.
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Nice. Changelings simply what they are, nothing to be proud of and nothing to be ashamed. We humans are omnivores, they are feeling-eaters, big deal.
2288214 Yup. And as you can guess from Chrysalis's sense of humor she's not evil or good, but enjoying all shades of gray.
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As a Queen of love-feeding race she must know looots of stuff about sex, teasing and all between. Poor Celestia, she'll be trolled so hard...
2288234 I have a particularly nasty prank saved for Celestia at the end. As for why Chrysalis is with Luna at the moment, I figured a species that feeds on love wouldn't likely be monogamous and would likely swing both ways if only to maximize love gathering. Next chapter! Twilight Sparkle!.....
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Species that can change gender and looks and feed for love... Sounds like a perfect one-night stand or friends with benefits! I'd like to live among them!
2288355 It makes sense to a degree. I'd be willing to bet more than a few brothels in Equestria would have a few disguised changelings. Of course the worst boner killer would be for the changeling to change back immediately afterwords.
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I dunno, their black carapace and looks kinda turn me on. I bet they feel really cool when you pet them. And they can change into any mare (or stallion, griffin, dragon, etc) I want! Not to mention into Chrysalis! Imagine, two changelings changed into Chrysalis and Cadence, and you in the middle...
A fine start, very interested to see whats next in store for Celestia
2288512 next chapter is actually Twilight though Celestia will be around. There's a vote for either Princess Twilight or regular Twilight on my blog.
A nice start... but there's this
Don't you mean "no idea"
Here is a weird error or sentence I don't get.
Other than that... I'm laughing my head off. GIVE ME MORE!!!
2439748 Yup. Thanks for catching that.
2439781 Fixed. thanks for pointing that out. Also after I update D:E, I'm going to start working on the new chapter for this. Also thank you for the fave, man!
2443144 If I didn't fav it would be a crime against TrollChrysalis!!!! And I don't wanna be trolled, only shipped!
2443509 I found there to be so little Trollsalis that I had to do it. these days I'm making a point to plan what pranks I'm gonna pull ahead of time.
2443740 Question, ho does she plan to prank Pinkie and Rainbow Dash? The Masters of Pranks?
2443909 RD has an ego as big as Canterlot Palace and doesn't hide it. Big egos are such easy targets, yes?
As for Pinkie.....How indeed.
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2444173 .... Oh deary.
2444295 And I already know how to troll the ever loving crap out of Fluttershy without actually hurting her feelings too badly. Rarity is posing a bit of a challenge if only because I want the pranks to come from at least somewhat unexpected angles. Same issue with Applejack. Princess Twilight will be subjected to the most basic attack available to trolls.
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2451738 I may or may not have been thinking of that quote as I wrote that.