Mountain Mare Rendezvous

by YesMan456

Chapter 3: Painful Packing

It is now early in the morning in Equestria and the chilly wind still quietly blows. Twilight's house on the other hand, is not so quiet. The three mares run around, bickering at each other over what goes where in which box and why. "Rainbow, you imbecile! That sleeping bag goes in the box with the red duct tape on it!" Rarity shouted, stuffing a backpack with clothing.

"Damn it Rarity, There are two boxes with red tape on it!" Rainbow said, kicking the box.

"There aren't two boxes with red tape, one is red and one is rose!" Rarity exclaimed. Rainbow angrily stares at rarity.

"They're the same freaking thing!" She said, shaking her head.

Before Rainbow could finish, twilight stood from the floor once more.

"Umm, girls? Where does the toilet paper go?" she said.

"That goes in the box with the toothpaste and stuff." Rainbow replied. "

Umm, no it doesn't, you moron. It goes in the box with the shampoo." Rarity said, sneering.

"Why in the hell do we need shampoo!? We’re camping!" Rainbow said, flipping a box.

"There aren't showers up there! It’s the mountains!" She said, swiping the toilet paper from twilight's grasp.

"Well, what if my hair gets greasy?" Rarity asked; zipping up the backpack, she was packing.

"Wear a hat!" Rainbow screamed.

"All weekend?" Rarity replied.

"YES! BUY A FREAKIN' COON SKIN OR SOMETHING!" Rainbow shouted.

"No need to shout, dear. You’re just lucky furs are in this season." Rarity remarked.

"Umm, sorry girls, I don't mean to interrupt, but where does this pink hairbrush go?" Twilight asked.

"Hairbrush? I thought I already packed my brushes..." Rarity said, re-opening a box.

"Umm, twilight, that's mine." Rainbow said. Rarity giggles.

"What’s so funny?" Rainbow asked.

"Oh, nothing. It’s just funny how a rough-and-tumble pony has a pink hair brush, that's all." Rarity said, still giggling.

"Hey! It’s not pink, its lightish red!" Rainbow snapped.

"Silly, its pink. I know a color when I see one." Rarity remarked.

"Why, I ought to bust your chops!" Rainbow shouted, unfolding her wings.

"Now girls, let’s not get violent! We still have more packing to do!" Twilight said, jumping in between the two mares.

Rainbow dash walked to the other side of the room, blistering with fury.

"I can’t believe I’m bunking with this priss." Rainbow muttered.

"Well, one thing is for sure, I’m sleeping on the other side of the tent, far away from this...Monster." Rarity snaps. The two mares angrily stare at each other, while they continue packing.

"Ugh, all weekend....this'll be fun." Twilight grumbles, wiping sweat off her head. It is now Mid-morning and the three mares had just finished with packing and are now loading a small cart with boxes.

"Okay, do we each have our backpacks?" Twilight asked, wrapping the boxes with rope.

"Me, being the most athletic here, of course." Rainbow said, placing her hoof on twilight's shoulder. (UNFINISHED, READ AUTHOR'S NOTE)

Author's Note:

Hopefully this isnt considered a script-like format.

Im not done with this. Since im going to Las Pegasus Unicon this weekend, i will not have enough time to finish writing this. therefore, i am releasing this now, and i will finish it later.

Oh, and 10 points to whoever gets the little reference stuck in there.

Comments

[averagejoey2000]

So I've just sent some members of brony political over to see your story.

[Sagacity]

After Twilight sparkle and rainbow dash plan a camping trip, the mane 6 end up having an extremely awkward camp out that they will never forget. based upon true events.

A camping trip planned by Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash ends up being awkward but unforgettable. Based on a true story.