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Pascal


Pascal is an avid reader who is interested in trying his hand at writing fiction for fun.

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* looks at title* 'fluttershy gets a filled' oh geez, I wonder what this is about!:trollestia:

Yep, this is gonna get featured. Good work.

2084756

Oh, god. That would be the last nail in the coffin of my respect for this fandom.

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Heh, it's certainly a very interesting piece.

A lot of the rhymes made me burst out in laughter.

Disgusting and deranged. Me likey.

What... the... hell?






I like it.

That was strangely heartwarming.

2085161

Also dickwarming, I hope.

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Nope, by normal standards yes, but it seemed fluffy and light by your standards. The ending gave me a fuzzy feeling, and it was not in my loins... oh god I'm dying, wtf is this!!.

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Well, I do like happy endings. Even my dark and horrible stories are surprisingly upbeat in the end.

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Maybe it was because it was in lyrical format.

It's even better when you read it with Zecora's voice.

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Oh, I didn't think of that. That's hilarious!

Dr. Seuss eat your fucking heart out! Hilarious, well done good sir. Insta-faved.:yay:

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Heh, glad you enjoyed. It was a real headache coming up with those rhymes.

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Heh I can only imagine. Well worth it in the end I'm sure, results speak for themselves.:pinkiehappy:

2084756 Sadly it can't.:raritydespair: 4000 word minimum for feature.:raritydespair:

This is going to become a thing with you, isn't it?
A Poesy of Drugged Horseys

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Perhaps. I wouldn't want to do the same thing twice, though (writing style, I mean. Drugs and rape can safely be considered a constant feature).

I don't know what I'd do next after this.

Not sure if i should read in Zecora's voice, or Doctor Suez. :twilightblush:

2085725

Where have you heard Suess's voice?

It was interesting, say the least. I it was pleasing, and the end was happy. Good job!:pinkiesmile:

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Everyone is saying that it should be Zecora's voice, why not Will Smith, the Fresh Prince?? The first thing I got from it was the opening to "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air".

My head read it like some dude on tv reading "The Night Before Christmas". That kind of tone.

what is this, I don't even...

Im sarry to Zacro,s mimicer but the i was laughting to hard to actruly read it do to it being in vers. Booom to you friend as flyn would say and great was even if i cant read it fully do to its awsome ness.:rainbowlaugh:

That was fucked-up, but entertaining.

:pinkiesad2: beautiful. . .


If Doctor Seuss wrote pony porn, this would be it.

Funny, creepy, rape, rape, semi-rape, drugs, sex, sweet.

I don't know what to say.

Deranged, sexy, and ultimately, heartwarming. And its GildaShy. Straight-up Gilda Shy.

My liquid pride. All of it.

I enjoy the incredibly twisted and hilarious use of Dr. Suess style rhyming and cheer. The way I read this like "The Grinch Stole Christmas" was already funny, and your rhymes were just godly. I was hesitant of your use of drug-addict Gilda, but after the entire thing, I must admit it was very nice. I'm still in shock with what she jabbed into Fluttershy's clit and why she needed to stick condoms on all of her talons, but this doesn't really make much sense outright. I'll let that pass.

Rape is still rape, no matter if the consent comes midway, by the way. Of course, the only difference here would be if Fluttershy presses charges. Which obviously she won't. The bit about creating more sin together was... oddly in-character and rather hot.

The ending warmed my heart. I love Fluttershy's speech, most especially in how she said that Gilda wouldn't be so bad after she got cleaned up. Surprisingly, the end didn't feel as much of an asspull as the rest of this fic, and was just perfect. Mind you, asspulls over 80% of this glorious masterpiece was, but they were funny asspulls, and that's all that matters.

I just... I just have to thank you, as a lover of Fractured Fairy Tales, Defiled Childhoods, and GildaShy.

I... I think I still have some liquid pride leftover from earlier.

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Wow, it's amazing to see such a reaction for something I did purely for the lulz. I'm from that part of the internet, so I take a very lackadaisical stance on drugs, violence, and rape (in fiction, of course). Drug Gilda is kind of a thing with me. I like to imagine her as someone who grew up in the bad part of Cloudsdale, in some smog-filled ghetto away from all the immaculate, white clouds and shining rainbows. She'd probably be treated poorly because of her race, and drugs would play a role in her life, with her as either junkie or pusher. As for the ending, the fic was supposed to be funny, so I didn't want it to end on a downer with Flutter being scarred for life or Gilda being shot by the police. I didn't expect people to find it so heartwarming though. You weren't the only one.

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Doing things for fun is the origin of many great things. Look at Pinkie Pie. And Cupcakes, which, for all of its poor taste, is undoubtedly a crowning achievement in infamy.

This really is beautiful. I really didn't know what to expect from the combination of clop, rhyme and comedy, and this story seriously blew me away. The meter and rhyming is absolutely perfect, first of all. It must have taken an agonizing amount of time to make it like that. And the result is not, as we say in Dutch, a Sinterklaasrijmpje, meaning that it was written just to make it rhyme. No, while rhyming, this story manages to keep its content. The story itself, albeit vulgar (which does not at all have to be negative), is written very joyously and comes to a satisfying conclusion. A setting less utopian than one would expect from Equestria; an absurd turn of sexual events; a kindhearted, innocent, romantic ending. Pornographic, romantic and funny at the same time, I'm inclined to say this must be one of the, if not the best short story I've ever read here. And it kind of saddens me to see that this story is so mediocrely recieved. Though not unnoticed, seeing as it is nearing a thousand views, this story is underrated in my opinion. All in all, this story must've taken you a lot of time, and I love every bit of the result; and will certainly spread the word, for I find that this story deserves more liking than it's got.

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Thanks for the kind words. :pinkiehappy:

It got decent reception when it came out, with lots of upvotes and comments, so I reckon it would have had a good shot at getting featured if it had been 4000 words or longer. I'm not too worried about popularity though. I enjoyed writing it, and it made a few people smile, so that's all that really matters.

My only real problem is "what do I do next?"

danm... that was gaert in many ways.

that was so fucking swag I cant even handle how wack that shit was:derpyderp1::derpyderp2::applejackconfused::rainbowhuh::pinkiecrazy::moustache:

2670753 your not the only one...

I feel bad for laughing as hard a I did after reading this.

Wow, just... wow.

She followed her pony out from her drug craze,
and they lived on happy till the end of their days.
Until 3 weeks later when they both died of aids.

I have read this story so many time in the voice chat of my online clop group. I love this story so much have you ever though of doing another one like this? I love the rhyming of this so much.

Did... You just make a Clopfic Entirely out of rhymes?
WOW.

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