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31 = Fry's Letter To Princess Celestia

I was holding her note between my fingers while my arm was shaking.
I was...breathless.
It wasnt a dream or an fantasy,it all really happened to us.
Bender was going to bed while i stayed up to write my 25th letter to the princess.
I lighted a candle in my room and putted the light source on my writing-desk.

I grabbed a Piece of paper,a pen and some slurm.
i started writing...

Dear Princess Celestia.

Already five months past since we first met,but i still miss Pony-ville a little.
The parties,Cloudsdale,The Everfree Forest,Sweet Apple Acres.
All These places gave me such good memories.
Hows Dashie,is she a wonderbolt already?
And Rarity,does she still make clothes for the grand galloping gala?
How about Twilight? Hows she doing with her magic?
Bender is missing her pretty much.
I think there is something between them.
I miss Pinkie as well.
I hope the ponies maybe can travel to our universe and have some fun over here.
Me and the crew are so exited when that time comes.
U sure learned something from all this.
I used to wonder when i stood in front of the window,what the future holds for me.
I was constant thinking about tomorrow.

But not now anymore.
I don't think about tommorow or the future.
I live today...

...With My Friends...

Your Future-Student

Phillip J Fry



The end?

Comments ( 29 )

Gonna track this and then I'm a read it

So... many... chapters...

Fry

156934 The Whole ...Yes...but a Sequel is coming up

:pinkiegasp: It's as bad as I hoped and as good as I feared! It's a fun story written by the slow mind of Fry, with everything we expect from his spelling errors and grammar mishaps! :yay:

Fry

243828 Thanks That was my point :D ..og....spelling mistakes :pinkiehappy:

mother...of...god... you do know i'm going to kill you in many different ways if this sucks correct?

Fry

305103:applecry: Yes...

Fry

.305888 It's a sort of a cliffhanger...but yeah Me isn't that good in making stories you know,usual because of my spellingerrors or grammar-problems

308118 15... that's how many clones DJ made of you...
HEY, that was yesterday, now i've made 70
hehehehehehehe
... did we swich personalities again?
yes, i think we did :pinkiecrazy:
*beep* *whirring noise* *humming noise* *DING* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M BACK TO INSANE!!!!!!!!
and i'm back to... less insane
... what happened here?!
ummmmm, you don't want to know

Fry

308133 Am I Dead...if so...let me just...*Drinks Slurm* yep im ready

308139 no, not yet... i'm only up to chaper 3 and so far you got the characters right. if you kill fluttershy or scootaloo you will be in a world of hurt
*immense amounts of screaming coming from a basement* *DJ comes up covered in blood* well, that's one *immense amount of screaming is still heard for 4 hours afterword. right before it suddenly stops*

Fry

308151 Well....nopony died..... sooo...The only ones lives that are in danger are Dr Zoidberg,Bender and me ones :pinkiehappy:

308159 *cracks knuckles* if you hurt fluttershy or scootaloo in any way i will give you to DJ, and if you say you don't see how bad that ould be, read my fic 'Howling at the moon' (warning, it is a detailed gore/torture fic, i ill not be resonsible for any barfing), he'd do worse than what happened to Diamond Tiara.
i'll explicitly describe it if he doesn't see HOW BAD IT COULD BE!!!!!!

308218 describe it.
hehehehehehehehehehe (the weak of heart and stomach may not want to continue)

You wake up tied up above a grate, DJ walks in with a knife. He stabs you, a shallow cut, along your flank, then he continues cutting until there's a ring around your right leg. He grasps the skin below the cut and slowly peels it off. he does the same with the other side of the cut after he's done with the leg. then he moves over to a lever and pulls it for a moment, then puts it back into it's origonal position. water is heard above you and you notice a grate above you as well, a liquid pours over your entire body, buffeting your exposed muscles. the pain is immense, it turns out the liquid is ghost pepper juice. DJ walks back over and chopps off your left hoof. he comtinues cutting along you left leg, in 1 inch intervals. he does the same with the rest of your limbs. he then ties your tail to another rope and stabs you in the stomach, slitting it. he hangs you upsiedown by your tail and watches, laughing, as the stomach acid consumes your internal organs.

he warned you

Fry

308211 Nothing :pinkiehappy:

308223 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID IN THE STORY!!!!! sheesh i was quoting from the story

Fry

308219 I Can't rhyme i can't think
i can move and i can blink
but rhyming i don't like it
i curse and yell and spit
i just don't know how zecora it does
i wish she didn't rhymed like us
but anyway that's the way she can communicate
only not in canterlot or in an other state

also just made up :ajsmug:

Fry

308248 :pinkiehappy: Your Smart,Me likes that ^^

Fry

308243 Sounds Good ^^

Fry

308251 Umm Correction the discord's brother killed Vinyl Scratch :pinkiehappy:

308255 good GOOD?! I'LL SHOW YOU 'GOOD' *rips your guts out*

Fry

308260 hehehe That Tickles :pinkiehappy: oh not to mention the good liver...i didn't need that...organ-thingy anymore when me is dead :pinkiehappy:

308262 *sigh* another troll

Fry

308263 a what...oh shi *Dies*

308249 how do 'does' and 'us' rhyme?!
DJ's here, the rhyming king
you know what, it's just the thing
your little rhyme does nothing to me
cause i am the best, the best there could be
since you gave no material with wich to rhyme
i think i'll rhyme about my life this time
I was born on the streets, fended for myself
trusting nopony was what i did best
i wandered around, going place to place
never settling, keeping up the pace
wandered into a house
it was huge, and i once saw a mouse
the man who lived in there hated his wife
he was considering ending his life
his wife tried to hurt me when she found me out
i grabbed a knife and stuck it out
as she charged she didn't see
she died that day, all thanks to me
the man heard, he came out to look
he found the corpse and me reading a book
he offered an apprenticeship in the ways of the mind
i accepted and soon it was time.
i left science for magic and tried to go
to the lair of the devil or so it's told
i opened a portal and struck up a deal
he gave me powers and abilities unreal
i slept with his wife and he tried to kill me
however i had fled,leaving stephanie

wow, that took a long time, but it's HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Fry

308276 I can't rhyme :3 seriously your good :twilightsmile:

>>Fry

Okay, wiseguy, then what;s your definition of smoking? Cause there is two uses of the word in the English language: 1.) Where it is used as an adjective to describe how fine and good looking something is; and 2.) Where it is also used as a verb when describing the action of people using tobacco like products such as cigarettes and cigars.

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