Life with the common cold? Unpleasant, but tolerable. Life with the horn flu? Much, much worse. Barely able to read, unable to use magic without it backfiring, and quite possibly the most miserable she's ever been, Twilight is convinced life cannot get any worse. At least, not until her nose starts talking back to her with all the refinement of Ponyville's resident fashionista and double the sass. Held hostage by her schnoz until its demands are met, Twilight must cater to her captor's whims, or forever be driven insane by a sneeze that just won't come.
Rated Teen for suggestive dialogue and delusional shipping. Wasn't entirely sure how to tag this, so if something needs to be added or removed, let me know.
Credit for the art goes to: here-for-the-ponies of DeviantArt
I'mma go ahead and fave this just now, shall read later on.
Oh, good; I'm not the only one who has a pony for a nose. Pinkie won't leave me alone.
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And finally.....
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2380004 Yeah... I kinda expected that reaction, as it's what I got from my pre-readers, too. Also, I was ill with a high fever when I started this, so that may have something to do with it, too.
2380019 Yes well, my face was being 'washed' by two dogs as I was reading the bit with Pinkie, so it felt like I was reading in 4D.......still, it's a good one.
That was, without a doubt, the best comedy I have ever read, simply because it was so. Fucking. Random!
A few errors, for example:
Should be Lilly glanced
Also, the last part has student in the wrong place.
This story was certainly... odd, but it was pretty good. I like your vocabulary in this and the letter was funny. Happy that you`re writing again!
P.S. How did this story idea even pop into your head?
this makes the ear infection/ strep throat/ fever ive had for a month (well, the ear infection for a day) feel like a small cold compared to this, the part with the misunderstandings about the cherries killed my sides
murderer
also another note:
“Ooo, what kind of game is th-” Pinkie started, stopping as a fit of giggles not to be contained burst forth as an invasive muzzle was plunged into her stomach, knocking her onto her back. “Twi, th-that t-tickles!” Squealing with glee, Pinkie Pie kicked her hooves and cried tears of sweet, sweet mirth as Twilight’s sniffer scoured up her chest, down her back, all over her mane and just about everywhere else. Unaware and unconcerned with how her suddenly playful scholar’s behavior could understandably misconstrued, Pinkie Pie’s laughter doubled as a lavender muzzle brushed her flanks and moved towards the tips of her very ticklish hoovesies. With tears streaming down her muzzle and her cheeks flushed a deep crimson bordering on blue, Pinkie Pie gently stayed Twilight’s muzzle with trembling hooves.
okay, i guess this is pinkie being pinkie, no surprise that she doesn't mind
It was too enticing for a mare on an empty stomach to resist, and without a second thought Twilight leaned forward to have a taste.
Mmm... maple. Blissfully unaware of the fact that ponies were attempting have their meals in peace, Twilight continued hers without a care in the world, grateful she’d found something tasty that didn’t make her want to vomit.
oh wow, boy is twi gonna be sorry once she realizes what she did, romantic misunderstandings are second best misunderstandings, i hope it doesn't break ole' pinkie's heart if she thinks twi is coming onto her
Admittedly, it did occur to her somewhere in the back of her mind that it seemed odd for Pinkie Pie to have gone so quiet and sink to the floor, but it made it easier assess her flavor, so Twilight shrugged it off and merrily continued enjoying her treat.
this is not the delusional ship you are looking for
tldr: twilight "experiments" on pinkie in a pg 13 form, misunderstandings ensue, and ends in one of the funniest
deniallines i have ever read2381010 Misunderstandings nothing. The end of twilight's letter seems to suggest that she's into it.
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i know,i was using what cerulean used in the description and slowly picked it apart as a person normally would whilst i added smug comments about her situation, i had already read the story before i commented, it was pretty obvious that i was trying to joke at twi's expense :P
Enjoying this immensely. Good job.
Strange? yes. Kinda silly? yes. Hilarious? Absolutely!
Oh I've missed your simple but still complex humor! I'm glad you're taking a much needed break, but know that if no one else I'll look forward to your future writings
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I have no idea what I just read...
...and worse is, I have no idea why i enjoyed it so much! xD
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Oneshot so it is completely on it's own.
Read it now, it was good!
Oh...Oh my.
...wat
I laughed so hard it hurt! Thank you! The ending is cute and funny too!
Every day i go to this site i find weirder and weirder fictions!
That was positively delightful and quite well-written as well
I want one of those.
I was wearing shorts and no socks and it was really cold and I was congested so I took a puff of nasonex and put on some jogging pants and socks/10
Welp, the name suggests this fanfic should be fun. But I cant think of a joke both related to it and drugs