(Collab with MarineMarksman.) The rapper Ice Cube and a discharged Royal Guard named Backdraft are on the run from the long arm of the law after a drunken shootout. After fleeing to Canterlot, they and a lazy computer pony named Couch Potato try to redeem their reputations by doing things from busting drug gangs to attempted coup d'etats on Celestia. Is this story going somewhere? Yes. Do me and MarineMarksman know where? Hell no. We'll just have to wait and find out.
(Rated teen for cursing and the occasional sex jokes.)
Chapters (2)
Dick Lube...Fucking lost it.
And "It was a good day." By Ice cube is my shit
This story can cure analshitfuck syndrome. Well done.
Well . . . I'm hooked
Cunterlot is best town.
1833843 The word "Cunterlot" is courtesy of MarineMarksman. Don't forget to show him some love.
1829494 He's busy with writing 5 stories a day. He'll collab with us again soon. He can't run from us forever.
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Liam you get a emoticon of best pony for that!
You mean, Do MarineMarksman and I know where
1842005 Heey... I know you.
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Hey, I know you too!
1973761>>1976883 Get a room, you two.
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1976948 No... I'm jam.
1979841 Get on my toast, you slimy sonofabitch.
1980271 Never!
*oozes off side of toast*
1980738 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY YOU COSTED ME?!
1981428 Two dolla fiddy?
1981537 You won this time... >:C
damn.
2983246 Okay, cool. I made this when your account said you hadn't been on in 3 weeks or so.
Fuck bitches, get money, shoot police, bring Eazy back from the dead, …, profit.
LOLCANNOTEVENYES
Goddamnit
Ice cube didn't even get a chance to resurrect Eazy