• Published 18th Dec 2012
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Ooh Mama... - Mattricole



Discord, now trapped in stone, needs somepony, or someone, stupid enough to free him. And now he has found the perfect candidate, Johnny Bravo.

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Epilogue

Discord looked around himself, completely surrounded by darkness. It was his fault. Because of him, Equestria was no more. No more Pinkie Pie and her awesome parties. No more Rarijack, who he thought made a cute couple (and was looking forward to see what their kid would look like), no more Rainbow Dash with her pranks, no more Fluttershy who came by his statue to talk to him when he was feeling lonely. And no more Twilight Sparkle, whose many adventures entertained him, as he watched her stumble across the path of life, never giving up on herself or her friends.

"Are you happy, Discord?" he heard a faint whisper from behind. He turned around slowly, to meet the eyes of Equestria's ruler, Celestia. There was no anger, no sadness, or any other emotion he'd have thought that she would be feeling. All that was there was nothingness. As if her very soul was ripped from her body, nothing left but a lifeless shell.

"Celestia," he began, his voice barely above a whisper, "I-I'm so sorry, I didn't mean for this to happen," he replied sadly, and it was true. He had only wanted to have a little bit of fun. Celestia could only scoff at the pathetic response.

"You never think of the repercussions of your decisions, on how they harm others," she stated simply, her voice devoid of emotion, "this is what happens when you don't care for anypony but yourself, nothing but pain, nothing but sorrow, nothing but regret."

He nodded at her words, she was right. Because of his selfishness, everything was now gone. He couldn't pull off pranks, or make chocolate rain, or any of the other things he found fun. He had nothing.

"FEAR NOT DEAREST SISTER AND DISCORD!" Luna yelled out, scaring both parties out of their minds, neither noticed she was there, "FOR WE PREPARED JUST FOR THIS OCCASION!" she beamed, grinning from ear to ear.

"Luna, what do you mean you're prepared for this?" Celestia asked, hope leaking from her voice.

"Do tell, do tell!" Discord couldn't help but feel giddy himself, was there a chance he could fix this?

"WORRY NO LONGER FOR WE HATH BROUGHT THIS!" she whipped out a scroll from her hair, "TIS A TIME TRAVELING SPELL WE COULD USE TO FIX THIS!"

"Why do you have that in your hair?" Discord asked, earning a glare from the princess of the night.

"Who cares!?" Celestia scolded as she jabbed Discord in the ribs, "good job Luna, now we just need to figure out how to use this properly," she thought to herself. This was there one chance to fix everything. If they messed up, then Equestria had no future. The three god like creatures thought to themselves, each debating with themselves how best to fix things.

"First things first," Discord said, catching both the alicorns attention, "we need to ensure that Johnny NEVER goes to Equestria," both Celestia and Luna nodded to that, "clearly he has so much chaos stored in that body of his that he is far too dangerous," even for me he added mentally, no need to admit that to the sisters of course.

"So we need to use the spell to go to the past of Johnny's world, before you transport him," Celestia added on, getting nods from everyone involved. If they could succeed in that, then they would have nothing to worry about. But how would they ensure he never gets to Equestria?

"WE HATH AN IDEA!" Luna proclaimed, causing both Discord and Celestia to cringe, "OUR BARRIER MAGIC IS AMONGST THE STRONGEST OF ALL, EVEN GREATER THAN MINE SISTER! IF WE WERE TO USE THE SCROLL THAN WE COULD PUT A BARRIER AROUND JOHNNY AND MAKEST HIM IMMUNE TO DIMENSIONAL TRAVEL!" she explained, getting nods from both Celestia and Discord.

"Perfect!" Discord clapped his hands together happily, Celestia nodding in agreement.

"Then hurry, Luna, the fate of Equestria is in your hoofs," hearing this, Luna nodded.

"WE SHALL RETURN SHORTLY DEAREST SISTER!" Luna proclaimed with a salute, activating the scroll and teleporting into the past.


It was a beautiful spring day. Young Johnny, age four, was playing in a sandbox with his favorite toy, a blue narwal.

"Oh Mr. Narwal, I wuv you," Johhny said affectionately, cuddling his narwal happily. At that moment, a bright flash covered the area, blinding all who looked directly at it, except young Johnny, who had already taken to sunglasses. As soon as the flash died down, before him stood Princess Luna, in all of her glory.

"ART THOU JOHNNY BRAVO!?" she shouted, causing him to laugh.

"Pwetty blue narwal!" he said happily, causing her to roll her eyes. Using her magic, she detected that he was indeed Johnny, and smirked.

"HAVE AT YE!" she bellowed as she zapped him with her spell, shocking the poor child, "HUZZAH! WE HATH DONE IT!" she screamed victoriously, as the time spell wore off, transporting her back to her original timeline.

As she left, the young Johnny laid on the floor, and threw his toy narwal away from himself.

"Oh mama," he painfully said to himself, growing an unhealthy dislike for narwals ever since.


It was a beautiful, sunny day in Equestria. The birds were singing, the filly's were playing, and Rainbow Dash was napping. Of course none of this mattered to Twilight, who was currently reading about mythological creatures. She had just come across an interesting creature, one called a human. According to her book, they were closely related to monkeys and apes, but were far more intelligent, more so than even ponies, the dominant species of their world. They were expert builders and have often done what was believed to be impossible for them, such as flight. Twilight couldn't help but feel fascinated with them.

"Oh what I wouldn't give to meet a real life human," she said to herself as she finished the book and put it away, "to study their anatomy, their diet, and even have a intelligent conversation with it!" she couldn't help but become giddy at the idea. It was a good thing she would never get her wish.

Comments ( 26 )
Comment posted by ZEknightJA deleted Jun 2nd, 2013

felt rush here. really wanted to know were dash went and was she even effected by johnny?

also, wouldn't this mean:
1. Only Luna remembers what happen, she returned to the new time line?
2. wouldn't the spell not even work on little johnny? since luna changed the time line but in doing sure, she never went back in time to use the spell. so really, nothing was fix and a time loop gonna happen(not for johnny after Equ blows up) unless they figure out that Luna NEEDS to stay in the past(but there a problem there. i'll explain in 3) and tell discord what happens if he brings johnny or fully seal discord power OR do something that leads to the show canon with discord becoming less evil.
3. if luna stays in the past or return to the new time line, wouldn't there be two lunas? this will effect time and space, since some believe past and furture you can't never meet.


....oh my head hurts @.@

OHHHHHH! So Luna was the one who made Johnny how he is today! Huh? This is where it ends? Fantastic story my friend, fantastic story! :pinkiehappy: :pinkiehappy: :pinkiehappy:

2665720 ...What? I just wanted an excuse to punish Johnny for destroying Equestria, and I thought this would have been a funny way. And besides, Discord, Celestia, and Luna are God like creatures, I mean, if they can survive in nothingness, I'm sure they can remember a past that technically never happened.

This has been a great story. Will you be working on your Courage the Cowardly Dog crossover now?

2667808 Yeah, little by little. I want to at least do two more chapters, to give people a feel of what direction I wanted to take it in.

Man I hate time travel. Gives me a headache.

Well, this fic was hilarious and awesomely ridiculous (just like an good old cartoon should be) :rainbowlaugh:

And I know this whole mess was product of Discord's chaos, but you have a staggering ease to write lesbian shipfics, because of that, I will never ever follow you and your work.:pinkiesmile:

This fic was a lot of fun but you can go to hell:pinkiehappy:

2677906 You know, hell isn't that bad. I hear it's a great vacation spot with plenty of chances to own your own real estate. And don't worry, I won't lose any sleep over you not following me, have enough stalkers as it is.

Sweet zombie Jesus……

1828808 its on at night in the great uk

I see DT was tagged. Is Silver Spoon in this at all?

I wonder how Silver Spoon would react to Johnny's comeons?:rainbowwild:

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This was made when I was new to the fandom. I threw DT in there as a joke, but as I wrote her, I just felt this connection. I just loved writing her so I decided to base a whole story around her. That story was Apple Bloom's disastrous Hearts and Hooves Day.

But because DT was in here originally as a joke, I never considered having SS in here. It's a shame, thinking back I could have included a couple of funny scenes based on her reactions.

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Never to late to revise or add deleted scenes or something:twilightsmile:

Awwww yeah! This is fantastic!

After several of my comment spamming, I am so glad to read this. It's totally worth reading and I am thankful it is... really AWESOME! Now this is how its done! I salute you and your awesome writing skillz! :pinkiehappy:

Comment posted by Tatsurou deleted Jun 21st, 2014

BRAVO! This had me in absolute fits of laughter. :rainbowlaugh:

Amazing crossover story. :pinkiehappy:

Very good but... How is that the epilogue don't make a paradox?

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After writing this I learned one very important thing: Never put time travel in a story when you're as big an amateur as me.

Holy fuck.....

That. Was. AWESOME.

3 Years later

I just came back to say something.

Johnny Bravo Date With An Antelope before.

Nearly 4 years later, I read this story and enjoyed it immensely. Thanks for the read! :pinkiehappy:

2665720

5643867

Jhonny Bravo was involved your argument is invalid.

.....I have a headache now. Congratulations. I write alternate universe and time travel fics. and you gave me a headache.

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