Everypony knows the kind, shy, and gentle mare that lives in the cottage near the Ever-free Forest. But why is she so shy? And why in Celestia's name is she obsessed with being a tree?
These are the Memoirs of Dr. Peace Green, a psychiatrist dedicated to helping ponies across Equestria be at peace.
Sorry for the huge delay....mumbletestsmumble......mumblestupidholidayrushmumble.....
>based off meme
>inb4 featured
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>Under 4000 words
>Cannot be featured
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>inb4 featured LATER
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>Marked complete
>You cannot win
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>inb4 LONGER SEQUEL/PREQUEL is featured
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>Implying a sequel will be written
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>implying knighty won't realize that the 4000 words thing is stoopid and fix it
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>Implying that knighty will realize the error of his ways
>Are you brain damaged
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>slightly insane
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>I figured as much
>As long as we're /4chan/ing
>You see filly Twi next to you
>Wat do?
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>hug
>read books
>science
>cuddles
>no rape
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>No rape
>Oh ok
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>[spioiler]
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>Implying that isn't your fetish
really?.....well, might as weeelll join in: Summons adult spike through wormhole teleportation...and he sets fiiirreee to the rrrraaaiiiinnnn.
1907144 Yeah... that's not how that works.
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>Implying I have a fetish
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