Every chapter is a different story. Each story is a different concept, with different characters, and a different rating. Anything goes, so tread lightly.
Ponies at school say that there's a cave full of treasure close by. All you have to do is go in and get it. And make sure the Bug Queen doesn't catch you while inside.
In search for a replacement for his pet Daisy (his rabbit). Doomguy finds himself in Equestria right after Twilight enchanted Smarty Pants with the Want it Need it spell.
Every chapter is a different story. Each story is a different concept, with different characters, and a different rating. Anything goes, so tread lightly.
Hey kids, ever want to make your very own magical pony narcotics? Well Blankflank is here to teach you the ins and outs of Moon Dust, the most popular hallucinogen on the Canterlot market.
Windy Skies handles most of the distribution efforts. As far as where to find him, I'd suggest places where the cider is flowing and tails lift at the first hint of interest. Such a sad, depraved stallion whore, that one is.
We be getting H-H-H-H-HIGH ON MOOOOON DUST!
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Huh. And here I thought we be gettin' low.
1689207 Life is full of surprises.
What the hell :I
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/shrug
Random, completely random, but... cool.
You're pretty good. Can I buy some moon dust?
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I'm afraid it's currently unavailable outside of Equestria. There's some pretty harsh sanctions on magically imbued narcotics right now.
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And, and btw,
When this story gets featured I won't be surprised.
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If this story gets featured, I will weep for bronykind.
This stuff is good, but where did that nutty dealer go?
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Windy Skies handles most of the distribution efforts. As far as where to find him, I'd suggest places where the cider is flowing and tails lift at the first hint of interest. Such a sad, depraved stallion whore, that one is.
1691574 Thank you, TO THE BROTHEL, AWAY!
Cool idea and well written. Gives me some ideas for my D&D setting.
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Thanks. I'm glad to hear that. I honestly had no idea if anyone would be interested in this sort of background information/mythology.
Singed?
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Yup. I couldn't think of a decent original name for the chapter, so I lifted a Singed quote. I regret nothing!
Damn.... How am I not following you? This must be remedied.
HARD DRUGS