I lost a friend today. Slain in cold blood, and left upon a Ponyville road. I don't know what sort of monster would do this, but I need to find out. For vengeance? Sure. That's part of it. But also because my hide might be next on the slab.
Somepony killed my friend today, and I need to know why.
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The topic for today is death. Study carefully, because it's going to be on the exam.
I also broke my only rule with this story. I wrote Pinkie Pie.
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Haven't read it yet, but that description sounds suspiciously like watchmen...
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I didn't think of that. But now that you've pointed it out, I can't unsee it.
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I assure you that it doesn't contain any big blue penises though, if that's a concern.
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I almost died laughing at that edit. No that hadn't been on my mind.
Still, now I hope Pinkie dies, just so i can point out more references to that great movie. Who would be a better "comedian"?
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In Big Mac's defense, that doll is pretty cute.
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Aye. I completely agree. I thought that Smarty Pants was really cute, and was actually delighted to see Big Mac run off with her. The narrator just happens to be a judgmental dickbag.
I figured we were heading to this sort of an ending from chapter 2, although I did not see the lizard coming.
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It does help if you read the first three chapters in Jackie Haley's voice.
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May I ask what gave it away? Also, clearly this means my stories need to be more absurd then.
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Nothing in particular, it's just the protagonist was drawing all these grimdark/noir/paranoid conclusions for no reason. It was funny.
There was a minute in chapter four where I thought Rarity was actually going to get murdered, and thought, "wow, I didn't think Roobles had it in him." So I guess there's a certain amount of me just being a "judgmental dickbag" in there too.
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Ah. Well, for what it's worth, in my headcannon that's how Gummy's mind operates. Something about his vacant expressions and aptitude for violence makes me believe he's a little off kilter, and often conspiring to kill the ponies around him.
You're pretty correct in your judgment though. I do have some plans for muder and gore in a couple of the stories I have in my head, but there isn't yet an intersection of the two, and a lot of the implementation may be unconventional. I don't really ever see myself writing a gore porn fic.
Finally got around to read it today. Great story but I had it kinda all figured out at certain pointers in the story...
If you like this sort of thing, and haven't watched Lucky #Slevin yet, go watch it. That's a movie for you.
And oh... Pinkie didn't die lucky her... *sitting in his chair, stroking his cat evilly, thinking "give her time, give her time..."*
....Gummy!?
Wow, he must be one of those mythical sewer alligators considering how much of a potty mouth he has
(Hee-Hee, I'm sorry but that joke was just begging to be made)
And it seems he doesn't know how big the second biggest rock she ever found was
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I actually laughed out loud for that. Thank you.
I'm not sure what you mean by your second comment though.
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Thanks for reading it. I tried to find a happy medium between dropping hints and still having a twist at the end. My hope was that the concept was absurd enough that folks would get blindsided, despite all the clues.
I'll take a peek at that movie though; I'm always open for suggestions on decent films.
And no, I don't ever want to kill Pinkie Pie. She's one of the few ponies that survives my main storyline unscathed.
I figured during chapter 2 that the narrator was clearly out of his head and seeing a noir conspiracy that didn't actually exist, but revealing him to be Gummy and his "revenge" being just a nuisance? Well played, author, well bloody played.
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Hey, he tried his best. He's still scrappy for a little fellar.
the real mystery was trying to figure out who the victim was as well as the narrator
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Very impressive. The character makes me care and squirm at the same time. I applaud you.
Wow, more and more I find myself wondering how much of this is just the main characters insane hallucinations.
*facepalms* oh god. I think I love you....
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He's just a little bit... imaginative.
Whaaa???
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