"I wish it were, Rary," Dash said. "You need to loosen up. You're never going to fit a stallion's cock up your ass while you've got that stick lodged there."
In the interest of keeping myself in a similar mental state as the characters, I made a little drinking game to go along with the story. Every time somepony says fuck, take a shot.
"Again," Fluttershy blurted out. "I mean." "Pfffbtbttt!" Dash doubled over, coughing up moonshine, half-full mug splashing to the floor.
"Pfffbtbttt!" Dash doubled over, coughing up moonshine, half-full mug splashing to the floor.
Would you believe that I was drinking water when she said that. I did the exact same thing. Then I reread it twice just to make sure I hadn't misread it.
3297469 If I'd released this story back when I wrote it, pre-Season 3, I could have blown everyone's mind when Fluttershy decided to reform Discord using essentially the same logic I did. Chalk one up for missed opportunities.
3300206 Sorry to hear that. The story does get progressively more ridiculous as it goes on (and I do warn about crackshipping in the description). What in particular was the dealbreaker?
3300276 Nice catch! I feel like an Internet old man sometimes making references to Homestar Runner.
3302138 > Every time somepony says fuck, take a shot. WARNING: Do not attempt this drinking game without an EMT and stomach pump on stand-by.
33021383307998 Now debating whether I should add a warning telling readers not to drink during this chapter, or a warning telling them they need to.
"I'd do him, too!" Pinkie chimed in. "He was the most fun bad guy we ever defeated. He was all about fun." She sighed dreamily. "I would do him in a second. He would be the best at rutting ever."
"I wish it were, Rary," Dash said. "You need to loosen up. You're never going to fit a stallion's cock up your ass while you've got that stick lodged there."
Rarity's face widened into a comical grimace. "Twilight," she said tightly. "I stand corrected. It's not a sobriety spell we need, it's an 'erase this entire conversation from our brains and let us never speak of it again' spell." "I don't think such a thing exists," Twilight said, matching Rarity's expression. She levitated her half-full mug over, drained it, and slammed it down on the side table. "Starting tomorrow, I will take it as a personal mission to invent whatever new school of magic will allow me to create one."
7787310 My headcanon is that, if one were to walk into Twilight's personal library in the Castle of Friendship a hundred years later, they would find an entire bookshelf in the basement full of such spells. She would research the spell, cast it, and make sure to also remove her memory of researching and using the spell so that she wasn't tempted to find out what she removed.
Shortly before casting the spell she would go down to the very back basement corner to file it away for hypothetical future use, only to discover that she'd pulled that trick an uncomfortable number of times before.
Whaaaaaaaaaaat?
"I wish it were, Rary," Dash said. "You need to loosen up. You're never going to fit a stallion's cock up your ass while you've got that stick lodged there."
I swear I fucking lost it.
Umm...what the somersaulting Christ just happened?
lollololollolololol
Did shit go down while I wasn't watching?!
Again...
I think we're back on "saving the world is just an excuse" turf here.
annnnnd you lost me
pinkie.
"Again" Oh, YES!
"Again"
I did not see that one coming.
In the interest of keeping myself in a similar mental state as the characters, I made a little drinking game to go along with the story. Every time somepony says fuck, take a shot.
And it was at this point I mirror-imaged Dash.
Oh god my nose is on fire.
theres a word for what pinkie is refering to.
its called trypophobia. dont google that. its the fear of hole formations in the body. (like coral or bee hive formations but with flesh)
"Again"
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Would you believe that I was drinking water when she said that. I did the exact same thing. Then I reread it twice just to make sure I hadn't misread it.
3302138 You must be so wasted.
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If I'd released this story back when I wrote it, pre-Season 3, I could have blown everyone's mind when Fluttershy decided to reform Discord using essentially the same logic I did. Chalk one up for missed opportunities.
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Sorry to hear that. The story does get progressively more ridiculous as it goes on (and I do warn about crackshipping in the description). What in particular was the dealbreaker?
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Nice catch! I feel like an Internet old man sometimes making references to Homestar Runner.
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> Every time somepony says fuck, take a shot.
WARNING: Do not attempt this drinking game without an EMT and stomach pump on stand-by.
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Now debating whether I should add a warning telling readers not to drink during this chapter, or a warning telling them they need to.
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Today I learned! Thank you.
And now imagine their children...
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Comes from the same root as trepanation. Don't search for that either if you're easily disturbed.
I spat my drink out all over my computer.
Even I couldn't think up a twist like that.
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of course, you also would have the sense not to start writing a story like this …
I was wondering how she could say there were no holes on the queen's genitals with such conviction.
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Now you know! And knowing is half the battle.
Brain bleach is the other half.
Leave it to Twilight to do a thing like that.
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My headcanon is that, if one were to walk into Twilight's personal library in the Castle of Friendship a hundred years later, they would find an entire bookshelf in the basement full of such spells. She would research the spell, cast it, and make sure to also remove her memory of researching and using the spell so that she wasn't tempted to find out what she removed.
Shortly before casting the spell she would go down to the very back basement corner to file it away for hypothetical future use, only to discover that she'd pulled that trick an uncomfortable number of times before.
Thanks for reading, and glad you're enjoying!
Haha. I remember I saw a drawing of Chrysalis’s holey mare bits a long time ago. THEY FASCINATED ME
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I've seen holey bits done tastefully, but for the most part I'm with Pinkie.
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Soooooo, Twilight's mind blowers then. You might have to write that story now.