Matt slowly regains consciousness as his headache and hangover greet him all over again. While he was asleep, his headache signed a contract to provide a constant level of pain while his hangover throbbed in time with Matt's heart rate. negotiations went apparently well. He’s just about to open his eyes when he realizes he’s in the middle of an ongoing conversation. After some wiggling, he notices that he is completely bound by what feels like more rope, and opts to keep his eyes closed so he can listen in on the discussion around him.
“…written a letter to the princess.”
“What do you suppose this fellow is Twilight?”
“I’m not sure, none of my books have any information of this creature. I can only assume that it's a male based on the tone of his voice when he was yelling.”
“D-did you have to tie him up so much?”
“The varmint already wiggled out of the last rope I tied around him. I’m not taking any chances.”
Not wanting to risk alerting everyone around him, he cracks his eyes open a sliver, just enough to look though his eyelashes. His capture was being honest about not taking any chances. The human was completely covered in rope from his shoulders all the way down to his feet. Even wiggling his toes was difficult. Needless to say, Matt’s heart rate starts to climb as he fights to put his half ass attempts at meditation to work and keep his breathing under control.
"Oh man oh man! What the hell have I gotten myself into? Why would they tie me up so much? There is no way I saw what I saw before I passed out again. I must have been...... Just breathe Matt…..Okay I must have had some really intense long lasting hallucinogenic drugs slipped in my drink or something. I must have been hallucinating on some dudes property and went crazy. They probably just tied me up for my own good until I came down. But then why wouldn't they call the cops?... Just breathe like you’re still asleep and listen to your captors. Maybe I’ll figure out what they plan to do with me."
“I understand why you want to be cautious, but this might make him even more stressed when he wakes up”
Yeah like I haven’t lost enough hair on my head already
“And that’s why our animal expert is here.”
“I don’t know how much help I’ll be Applejack”
“Don’t be silly. Your skill with animals is bound to come in handy.”
What do animal skills have to do with me being drugged? And what kind of a name is AppleJack? Was her mother an alcoholic or something?
“I’m glad you’re here too, he must be a long way from home. I’ve never seen anything panic so much from a levitation spell.”
Levitation Spell? That has to be some kind of j-
WHY IS THE SCREEN BLACK?!?!?!?!? I WANT TO SEE FLUTTERSHY!
OWW! Why is Steven Hawkins yelling at me?
“Did anypony see him cringe just now?”
“Y-you don’t think he was listening in on us do you?”
“If he is then somepony better open their eyes”
Matt reluctantly opens his eyes only to nearly bulge out of his head as he sees three creatures that seem to look like little horses with feminine features. The one in the middle was an orange mare with a yellow mane in a ponytail, and oddly wore a cowboy hat. She wore a look of skepticism and mistrust. To her left was a graceful, yet timid looking one with a light yellow coat and a wavering pink mane. This little horse was slightly trembling and looked away to moment his eyes locked into hers. If Matt weren’t bound and concerned for his well being he would have had the urge to pet the multicolored creature a offer it a carrot. The last one was the purple one Matt saw before he passed out. She stared at him in awe with intense curiosity.
“Alright this prank has gone on long enough” Mike says while forcing a strained chuckled, “Whoever is here is definitely a master a ventriloquism. Can the owner of these horses please come out so we can talk about this before I get hit in the head again?”
“Umm actually we’re ponies” says the yellow pony.
“Shut the fuck up” Matt blurts out dumbfounded.
The timid pony squeaks, and backs away while shivering in fear.
Matt is too shocked to feel sorry for the timid pony, and notices for the first time that the yellow pony has a wings tucked along her sides. “Are you a Pegasu-AAAAAAHHHH!”
AWWW FLUTTERSHY IS CRYING I WANNA HUG FLUTTERSHY FLUTTERSHY IS BEST PONY GAK GAK GAK GAK I HOPE THE JERK GIVES GER A HUG LATER KILL THIS PERSON WITH FIRE! GAK GAK GAK GAK
The barrage leaves as quickly as it came, and Matt looks up to see the three ponies looking down on him.
“Are you alright? You looked like Princess Luna whispering in your ear with her canterlot voice” asks the orange pony in a mildly concerned tone.
“Yeah I think the stress of this situation along with whatever drugs that are still in system are getting to me,” Matt explains. “I’m sorry for yelling at you Fluttershy”.
The other two ponies gasp in shock as Fluttershy shrinks away, “H-how do you know my name?”
“Have you been spying on us!?” Yells the orange pony.
Matt opens his mouth to start defending himself, but before words escape his lips a pink blur eclipses his vision, and shoves something in his mouth.
Oh god they’re gonna kill me!!!!
Cupcakes -- nice chocolate cupcakes. Nice tasty cupcakes.
Pinkie is truly an excellent baker.
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just don't bake them with her
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You are fine so long as you stay on the main floor and do not follow her down into the basement.
Yeah, you definitely want to get a proofreader here. There's potential, but lots of little errors can get really irritating.
Also, advice on the whole livestream commenting thing. I don't know what you plan to do here, but you might want to try and limit the chat things with lots of caps lock and assorted babbling. Like I said, I don't know what you plan to do with that, and for all I know you were already going to refine the chat things, but whatever.
So, with all that said, interesting concept, I shall Fav.
You can't even imagine how much I laughed.... I am dead...
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Oh god I just started writing and I already killed a fan!!
Can I have your xbox?
1694206 No... I have a PS3... and no... you don't get it
But you could read my story 'What I Am' as a compensation
BTW: I am writing this from Hell... yeah, that's were I went, thanks to you
1694206 Don't worry, you can always re-animate him/her through the fine and precise art of necromancy.
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I shall read it on my nook tablet when I get a chance. Don't get the nook tablet!!
You have internet down there? So is the awfulness of hell exaggerated like the jail in Dark Knight Rises?
I hope you rip to shreds all the cliches in the fandom.
I want to know what happens next
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I swear I'm not dead! I'm about halfway done with the next chapter.
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I never said you were