SCP-6: Universe of Ponies
Object Class: Euclid
This is an SCP Foundation-style file on the universe of Equestria
Subsequent Chapters will be formatted as recovery logs, research logs, Foundation Tales, and at least one application for use in Termination of another SCP
For those who are not familiar with the Foundation, see link in image source.
Author's Notes
For those who are familiar with the Foundation, and who don't like Foundation crossovers of any kind, please understand that there is a reason I posted it here instead of to the Foundation.
To everyone who said that it should be SCP-006, I deliberately left off the zeros so that it wouldn't be mixed up with the Fountain of Youth. It was meant as a pun on the mane six, and I'm sorry to everyone who didn't get that.
The Keter designation was mostly because well, would YOU want to contain Discord? I have now changed that. A third confirmed Discord Event will entail temporary promotion to Keter for so long as he remains active.
Otherwise, just patience. Chapter one was meant only as exposition. There will be more storylike elements in later chapters.
This is rather interesting, I am a member of the SCP Foundation and was thinking of writing a ponified SCP entry.
very clever! I seek out more SCP entries
First off, SCP designation numbers are in trios or quads. I'm going to ignore that SCP-006 already has a designated item, but it should be that: SCP-006, not SCP-6.
This should be Safe class, not Keter class. The door to Equestria had no measurable means of harming Earth and neither do the ponies within. Granted, there are monsters, so you might be able to stretch a Euclid class, but not Keter.
Be flowery with your containment procedures. Create an air of allure and mystique. There is no sense that the Foundation truly considers the gateway a threat to society. Take every conceivable measure to protect it. What would they do if someone did discover it? What kind of signs do they use? Why only signs? How many guards?
Remember, the Foundation is nearly robotic in its methods. They are cold and efficient, analyzing all they see with clockwork efficiency. You're just stating exposition here, not actually telling a story. Look up SCP-507; he's a dimension hopper and he might give you some clues on how to blend these two mythos together.
Gah, Keter is not for "What this object is capable of", it is for the difficulty of containing it. A button that detonates the planet if pushed, but is in every other respect ordinary, is considered "Safe".
Basically, not only does it have massive power, but it will use that if anyone screws up anything even once, ever. And sometimes not even if there's a screw up(SCP-106 can't be completely stopped from escaping, but its "cage" does delay its escape by a huge margin, and they have a procedure for luring it back in). Not exactly a level of danger that has ever existed in the MLP universe.
Also, even if Celestia, Luna, Cadence, and Discord were running around in the Foundation world, that isn't cause for more concern than normal, especially considering the fact that reality warpers on Discords level more than just already exist, there is more than one of them running around.
I am impressed! This is a very creative story, and it seems almost like it should be on the regular SCP page. Anyways, continue writing, MOAR
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Shouldn't the door be the SCP? Both can be I think but primarily this should be about the door and how they secure it in an almost robotic explanation. Are the guards dressed as civilians or park cleaners?
You also mentioned that it's shown as a tv show but you never explained how they got to that. Did the foundation and the princesses have some sort of agreement? Or are there invisible
camera men following them everywhere
they go?
Also this isn't Keter classed. it's more
Safe/Euclid if anything but definitely not Keter, unless the ponies were a warrior nation of xenophobic eldritch abominations and the door leading to their land was always open and unable to be shut. Only then can it be Keter. It's about how dangerous AND hard it is to contain.
Some minor nitpicks, namely the numbering and classification of "keter".
The numbering system for the SCP objects is done in either three or four numbers. So really this should be SCP-006. However, that one already exists as "The Fountain of Youth". Your best bet is to choose a number in the 1000 range, preferably under the "access denied". Or failing that, there's already an SCP number for a formerly winged horse under SCP-042. You could always link it to that saying that SCP-042 is one of these creatures that found it's way to Earth.
Secondly, it's not really a keter class object. Keter class is for those objects that while potentially dangerous, there's no real way of making sure it's 100% contained. Just like "safe" doesn't mean it can't kill you, but it's safely contained and in some cases can be used under the proper guidelines and supervision. At best, I'd say the portal should be classified as "Euclid".
As an SCP member with a successful article under my belt, I must uphold our glorious traditions.
It's/it's mixup. INSTANT DOWNBOAT.
Lots of other iffy stuff too, as pointed out by the other guys.
1627578 On this site or on The Foundations site?
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of course on the foundation site!
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what article did you write? I would love to see it
Awww, didn't you write any more? This is brilliant
SCP-6-04 willingly answers to the names “Discord”, “SCP-6-04”, “God of Chaos”, “Q”, and “Hey, you!”.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Acording to the wiki, Keter stands for hard to contain and MUST BE DISTROYED
So...
Who's writing the adeniums???
Do the contamint log this is good keep it up
"All researchers involved with SCP-6 have insisted that this universe be kept as pure and peaceful as is possible, and that its denizens must be protected."
The SCP is obviously affecting the opinions of the researchers working on it.
All researchers must be reassigned.
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Reassignment denied by order of O5 command. Return to your station and continue observation and protection.
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“There he is! An O-5 impersonation! Termination approved!”
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MEMETIC HAZARD
Wait, what "Q"?