SCP-6: Universe of Ponies

Object Class: Euclid

This is an SCP Foundation-style file on the universe of Equestria
Subsequent Chapters will be formatted as recovery logs, research logs, Foundation Tales, and at least one application for use in Termination of another SCP
For those who are not familiar with the Foundation, see link in image source.

Author's Notes
For those who are familiar with the Foundation, and who don't like Foundation crossovers of any kind, please understand that there is a reason I posted it here instead of to the Foundation.
To everyone who said that it should be SCP-006, I deliberately left off the zeros so that it wouldn't be mixed up with the Fountain of Youth. It was meant as a pun on the mane six, and I'm sorry to everyone who didn't get that.
The Keter designation was mostly because well, would YOU want to contain Discord? I have now changed that. A third confirmed Discord Event will entail temporary promotion to Keter for so long as he remains active.
Otherwise, just patience. Chapter one was meant only as exposition. There will be more storylike elements in later chapters.