CHAPTER 26
"OK... Cartoon... But real... You know what? I really shouldn't even be thinking about this. I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation for all of this... I just haven't found it yet. I guess it'll come with time. Best just to not worry about it."
"Oh, hello Kyle." I jumped a bit at the voice. It was Twilight.
"Oh... Uh... Hi, Twilight... How are you?" I put on my best fake smile.
"I'm fine. What about you? You seemed like you were lost in thought. Something wrong?" Oh, you have no idea.
"Nah, I'm fine. Nothing I can't handle, so don't worry about it." Twilight frowned at me. Oops, I guess I said the wrong thing.
"Listen, if something's wrong, I can help you. Anypony can. You've got all of us to go to if you need anything. I'm sure I have a book that could help with your problem." Do you have a copy of My Entire Life is in a Cartoon: Volume Two? I sighed, and leaned back a bit to relax.
"I'm fine, Twilight. I don't think anybody could help me anyways... Wait..." Sean. If he's been into worlds like the Fallout universe and... He knew. He knew the entire time. "Oh he's a dead man."
"Excuse me?" Twilight cocked her eyebrow.
"Oh, nothing. I've just gotta go see Sean. I'll talk to you later, Twilight." I stood up, and started cracking my knuckles. As you can tell, I wasn't in the best of moods.
"O... K then. Bye... I guess." And, I'm off.
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BANG BANG BANG
"SEAN! OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR! WE NEED TO TALK, NOW!" The anger really wasn't helping with the fact that I was still supposed to be in the hospital. It felt like someone punched me square in the chest. Twice. With a car.
"Alright, alright!" The door opened, and Sean stood there smiling at me, until he noticed how mad I was. "What did I do this time?" He rolled his eyes, and motioned for me to come inside. I crossed my arms, and drummed my fingers on one.
"Well, you could start by telling me why you didn't say this was all in a CARTOON!" His eyes widened a bit, but he maintained his composure otherwise.
"Wait, you didn't know...? Oh, right. I remember Celestia telling me that she had to wipe your prior knowledge. Sorry about that." I closed my eyes, and started gritting my teeth. WRONG. ANSWER.
"So... You knew not only about this whole place being a cartoon, but you knew that Celestia fucked with my head... Do you have any idea just how pissed I am right now?"
"Yes... You seem... Upset." He tilted his head a bit, and smiled even wider. You have no idea how much restraint it took to keep myself from throwing a punch.
"Now you listen here... I'm not. In. The. MOOD." My eye started twitching.
"Yeesh... Alright, sorry."
"So... How exactly do YOU get to remember, but I don't? That don't seem a mite bit fair."
"You've been hanging around Applejack too much." So. Much. Rage. I let out a long sigh. "Dude, I was allowed to remember it. Do you remember who my 'bosses' are?" I nodded. All of the Gods of Good from every dimension. "I thought you would have made the connection, really. Of COURSE I was allowed to remember! I need all the advantages I can get, and my knowledge is a big advantage. And besides, I just barely remember it, anyways." I started to calm down a bit. It made sense, really. I'm not exactly the most stable person in the world, so there's no telling what I would have done if I would have had all of my prior knowledge of My Little Pony. Sean needed his knowledge to have the upper hand on Torrie, even if he only remembered little bits about the show.
"Alright... Still, it just doesn't seem right to mess with someone's head like that. Reminds me of a certain someone we know." Sean nodded, knowing EXACTLY who I meant.
"Speaking of which, how long has it been since he got into your head?"
"A while. He said he had plans for Luna... And it really worries me. I wonder if he'll try anything beforehand..." I closed my eyes and started rubbing my chin, thinking as hard as I could as to what he would do.
"Hey, I've got another question for you." I opened my eyes, and looked at him, a bit of annoyance in my expression, but he ignored it. "Have you told ANYPONY about Torrie getting into your head?" I rubbed my chin again. I needed to shave.
"Nope. Not that I know of." His expression darkened a bit.
"Not even Dashie...?" I nodded. "So nopony has any idea that a mental attack could come at them at any time?!" I almost fell over.
"OH FU- This isn't good. No, this isn't good AT ALL. It's ALWAYS when shit starts happening! Why can't I just have ONE normal day around here?! Alright, who do you think Torrie would attack first?" Sean didn't even need to stop and think.
"Dashie. She's the most important thing in the world to you, and you're not with her right now." I felt my heart do backflips. I know he didn't mean to, but Sean made me feel really guilty by saying that.
"Alright. Lets get going then. I'll go check on Dashie and Scoots, you go check the rest of the Mane Six." I smiled after that last part. I always felt like there was a name for them, but I never could get it.
"Alright. But what're you gonna do if they get attacked?" I shrugged.
"I'll think of something. But NO-ONE touches those who I care about, unless they wanna wear their ass as a hat. Now come on! Let's get moving!" I sprinted out the door and shot off into the sky.
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I almost yanked the door off of it's hinges when I walked back into my house. "Dashie? Scoots? You guys here?" It was completely quiet. I couldn't hear my footsteps, given the fact that I was walking on clouds, and it gave the whole place a very eerie atmosphere. "Anypony home?" Nothing. This was very worrying.
"I see you're searching for your family." Torrie. I felt rage shoot through me at the very sound of his voice. "Sadly, they aren't here... I'm going to have all sorts of fun, and you can't do a thing about it!"
"You son of a... You're dead. I don't care what Sean says. 'Respawn' or not, I'll kill you, and kill you, and KILL YOU!" I clenched my fists so tight that they went completely white.
"My my, so violent. Keep it up, I do love to watch you writhe and squirm. Get angry, hit something! Amuse me." If you would have looked at me at that moment, you would have seen mushroom clouds in my eyes. I didn't say anything, and instead bolted out the door and jumped off of the cloud. I had searching to do.
But the incessant evil laughter in my head made me worry.
Torrie just seemed to come out of nowhere... Plot convenience I guess
"I needed to shave" Made me laugh my ass off!
Also, I do believe... yes indeed: FIRST!
-Glassed
...Aaaand shit happened!
Torrie.
Everyone in the universe hates you.
Can't you just stop and go on a holiday or something?
Torrie Torrie Torrie when will you learn old boy?
243288
In all fairness, he DID say he had plans, remember?
243327 I know, but it all just seems so random...
Kyle gets out from the hospital -> goes to Sean/Omnius/(well, you...) -> Stumbles onto the issue with Torrie -> Torrie appears -> We all party -> The end...
Something was wrong in that timeline...
Kyle says it's plot convenience and I'm not one to argue
-Glassed
243297 that....is a wonderful idea. somebody send him a letter!
Poor, poor Torrie. He is going to be beat to death by kyle.
Torrie is such a troll
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243345 I only have one response for Torrie, myself. I imagine Kyle singing it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg7X5_K7LhE
243671 Dude can I get a link?
Torrie: It's trollin time
Kyle: You're a dead man.
Super: -Stares from a distance, turns around, walks away.-
Anger generates heat inside the body so..... lay down get some eggs and break them on your forehead.
"Jumped off of the cloud" yay skydive.
243749 remember the last time he did that. didnt go so well
243696 amazing
I vote that all bronies shall aim there friendship cannons upon Torrie
Kyle is gonna go 100,000 fists fo rage on Torrie's ass once he gets ahold of him.
i'd help kyle, i'll be right back with a needle
Oh Torrie. You silly troll, you.
You know, I just made a nickname for Torrie here. I'm now gonna call him Trollie!
Kyle: "I am going to kill you! And kill you! And KILL YOU!"
Torrie: BRING IT ON BITCH!
P.S. Nice TF2 reference there
244844 How about I bring some Rainbow cup- errr LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAINS
245847 i'll also bring my everlasting energy ray (we could keep cutting FOREVER, but he still feels the pain ) (yes, my pony's a scientist, and he has the powers of pinkie, why, because he's the one who created them, the infinite improbability pill) heh heh, if you hurt any of the ponies in any of the stories i'm currently reading, it won't be torrie on my table (i sympathise WAY too much with the characters, luckily, the pony who was selected for death in my gore fic does not have many good stories about her)
Shit just hit the fan.
Adding another comment:
Kyle, if you need medical help in fighting torrie contact me. Im a certified medic. I will come with a fully charged MediGun ( The thing medics use to heal people in TF2)
243907
Yeah transported into a cartoon, or something i dont remember.
But that isn't so bad than faceplanting on the ground.
What Kyle will do to Torrie when he finds him
I could slowly roast Torrie over a nice little fire them hit with a smart Napalm blast...or I could freeze him after running through poison Joke....just a thought....
243297
Holidays for bad guys are the apocalypse for us.
250064
I can think of much, much worse...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2qrn1O6RDg 0:40, second tf2 reference i found in this series
Great story so far!
Wait a second...
WHEN DID MY AVATAR CHANGE?!??!?!?!?!
Okay i'm going to check my system history.
Proccesing
DING!
LIGHTBULB!
What was that?
Nothing...