I'm so sorry for writing this. But when a long day at school leaves you bored, your mind begins to roam to the darker side of it.
So, here's a terrible fic. PLEASE, this is meant to be taken as a joke! Don't down vote on purpose. This is just meant to show, what a bad OC is, how bad grammar can be, and yeah.
BALCKJACK.
It's so bad I had to down vote it myself.
1477208 If you remember he said this was to show what a bad story is like.Sure it was horrible but showed me never to write like that.
>First Fic.
>Make it a "Do not do this"-example.
Wait, what? Alicorns can't die! They are, like, immortal and all!
I dunno why, but reading this reminds me of Marcus Grönholm... Might be the flawless English...
All in all, this was good. I think I saw some correctly spelled words, but those are fixable.
I would upvote this, but that 0 likes looks just too amazing.//dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Trixie_lolface_1.png
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Someone upvoted. I'm so sorry for your loss.
Edit: How did this pass moderation?
1487105 That's not something you want to say.... Saying anything about How did this pass moderation? can result in a ban...
1487105 Daaamn.
Oh well, I can upvote now.//dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Scootaloo_lolface.png
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please listen to it with Microsoft SAM. its 20% worse.
1487141...oops!
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This is so horrendously written that I was forced to upvote.
Spectacular.
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...Derpy!!
Derpy, did you write a fanfic again?
1487073 This wasn't my first fic, the other one I deleted because it was bad and it needed revision. And yes, Alicorns aren't supposed to die. Another reason to make sure the fic is terrible!
1487079 HOW DARE PEOPLE UP VOTE THIS!
1487105 I felt sorry for the mod that had to read this garbage. Twice.
1487174 ... You are a genius.
1487417 A... second...?
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1487679>>1487689 She's not speaking to me at this moment. She's crying, saying that she doesn't know what went wrong. She thinks that the fic was good. Poor, poor Derpy
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So, if this was good enough to publish...
I certainly want to see that first fic //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Trixie_lolface_1.png
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Thank you for the mustache. I shall wear it proudly.
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1489357 I think I'm going to enjoy every comment you post.
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I said nothing about it being good or bad. I just said her name.
Derpy want a cookie-muffin?
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I would hope so.
It isn't easy being funny.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to write a review, edit previous chapters I've written in my stories, check my downloads, sternly talk to my Mom about not taking me to the post office and not calling care and share, write new chapters for my stories, get ready for school in the morning, run a virus scan on my computer, make sure I e-mailed my teachers about not being able to access my courses, plan out the next chapters to write for my story, plan for charity work tomorrow, put my stuff away, get ready for BED AAAAAAAAUUUUGGHHHHHH
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SO MUCH STUFF TO DO AND NOT ENOUGH TIME TO DO IT IN
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I would think of something witty to post here, but I am quite busy.
So,
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WHAT A FIC! FIVE MOUSTACHES FOR YOU, MY FRIEND.
Why? Because bitches.
I just don't know what went wrong!
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Edit: This...thing...is so bad that it's good. Now you made me upvote!
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1492298 Poor Derpy...
1490260 Every post. Too good.
I must say that it was a
pleasurepainful sin to have had a hoof in this, even if it was only 50 words..... Eugh....
First story I have ever read that literally is so bad it's good.
Simply amazing.
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here, have some science.
Guess I'm late to the party. Oh well.
*favorited and downvoted*
"Fuk da plocie" will be my new catch phrase.