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Twilight Sparkle sends out a few letters and lessons on friendship to Princess Celestia, but soon enough finds that experiments done as a result of those lessons don't quite go according to plan. One backfired session of truth or dare leads to letters Twilight wishes she hadn't sent.

Except she did, at least in this story. Whoops! Maybe we can hope this never happens for real...


An older MLP story I wrote about a year back that I figured was as good a first thing to upload as any.

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Friends don't let friends drink and write letters to teachers. :twilightoops:

Amazing, by the way.

Pffffft, yes!

I mean, you really should be writing more. Twilight's a careful researcher. She'll definitely need several more tests.
Though perhaps with reporting through a more scholarly avenue? Luna's totally the more scholarly of the two sisters.


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"'I send these *hic* flowers to you along with my treatise on the consumption of various *hic* bevereverevereverages. I hope they find *hic* flavor in your sight.'
Pray tell, have modern standards of peer review and academic integrity fallen this low?"

Well it's offical Twilight is a mare who can't hold her liquor, not even the slightest bit. :rainbowlaugh:

RAINBOW DASH IS AWESOME AND IF IT WASN'T AGAINST ALL THE LAWS OF THE CREATION YOU MADE I WOULD HAVE HER FOALS!

OH HELL YEAH!!! Twi/Dash FTW!!!:pinkiehappy:

Rainbow Dash is heterosexual apparently

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

See, now this needs a sequel with Princess Celestia responding. :twilightsmile::raritywink::scootangel:

I wish I could say i haven't had nights like that. Though, it took way more than 1 cider to get there. Funny stuff :twilightoops:

Wait....if Twilight was to drunk to speak than how was she able to write....:unsuresweetie:

:twilightsheepish: I'm *Hic* Not *hic* dwunk...

-_- really? you don't say...

:twilightsheepish: Yah I'm jusht a wittle *hic*
:trollestia: *Walks in*
:twilightsheepish: Intoxicated! *Hic* that's *hic* all...
:trollestia: *wisphers to me*
:trollestia: Another year on the moon?
Yes. She'll need Luna's rehab moon sesions with the added admitence to the moon hospital.
:trollestia: moon hospital and rehab? when did we have this?
Sinice i Tyoed it! duh...
:trollestia: Oh....
:ajsmug: Hia girls! what's-
:ajbemused: Oh...Twilights drunk again...
eupp..eupp..euupp...i mean yea
:trollestia: yes. yes she is
:twilightangry2: I'm NOT *HIC* DRUNK
:twilightangry2: *Grabs a knife*
:trollestia: O_O
:applejackconfused: O_O
Me: O_O
Me: SHIT RUN!
(I know thiscomment islong but I wanted it to a extended joke)

I HAD to have been a mix up of paper work at the police station, or Twilight wouldn't be walking free now.

Comment posted by LZ0291 deleted Dec 10th, 2013

That Cupcake reference. Wow.

In any case, it looks like Twilight needs to get together with a mare who CAN hold her liquor (Berry Punch), and Spike is really the most diligent assistant a pony could ask for. He just needs to be a bit more proactive more often like in Lesson Zero.

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