“Of course you’d have a dick potion,” Maud muttered to herself.

“But... THAT’S INCEST!”

Okay. I probably shouldn't give a like and comment to a rival contest story but I like this.

Maud leaned forward and read a few of the stickers Pinkie had applied to her wheel. “Some of these activities are a bit risqué.”
Pinkie looked over the wheel with a dubious expression. “Naw, not really!” she concluded. “I’ve actually toned it down quite a bit from our usual—whoa there, I see what you mean!” With a double take, Pinkie blushed, reached for the wheel, and peeled off a sticker with the shameful label HOLD HOOVES. “Geeze, sorry you had to see that one, Maud,”

how dare

This was porn, through and through. It was funny, it was weird, and it was pink. I died at the lightning round, and my one correction was going to be "Shouldn't it be 'Our' sisters?" But you addressed this.

You addressed this hard.

Thanks! This left me chuckling.