Pinketosis

MRebel Without a Clop
MLP: FiM
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A newly adult Lil' Cheese rebels against his hyper-sexual parents by trying to make it through No Nut November. Unfortunately, he's still a horny young stallion, and Ponyville is just full of eager mares...
Sex
Narcotics
Profanity
Pinkie
Flurry Heart
Chancellor Neighsay
Lil' Cheese
Pumpkin Cake
Pillowfight · 35k words · 41 11 · 686 views

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Mancin

Mancin #1 · Jul 14th, 2023 · 3 · · 1. Pinkie, hold the pie ·

“Hold on, Pinkie.” Rainbow Dash opened up her saddlebag. “Applejack made me some flash cards so I could get through awkward conversations without triggering a friendship problem.” The blue pegasus flipped through a large stack of cards. “Let’s see... Fluttershy’s body odour, Starlight’s evil past, Twilight’s Twilighting... ah! Pinkie’s weight!”

Okay, that? Is NEVER not funny! And the idea that Dash needs FLASHCARDS in order to be able to make rational conversation with friends she'd known FOR YEARS is the most Rainbow Dash thing I have ever read! AND that she actually pulls them out AND refers to them RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM!

My GOD, I love you Rainbow, but you are not the sharpest tool in the place where they keep the sharp tools...

Mancin

Mancin #2 · Jul 14th, 2023 · 2 · · 2. Carrot, hold the cake ·

Ah, yes...the slutty MILF! I make it my personal code to portray Cup Cake as the big-titted, bubble-assed, perpetually-horny slut of a MILF in all my porn stories where she makes an appearance. And Pinkie remains one of my favorite ponies to lewd, so this story is the best of both worlds!

Pillowfight

Pillowfight #3 · Jul 15th, 2023 · 3 · · 2. Carrot, hold the cake ·

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I make it my personal code to portray Cup Cake as the big-titted, bubble-assed, perpetually-horny slut of a MILF

As soon as Mr. Cake started stammering out his half assed explanation for why Pound is a pegasus and Pumpkin is a unicorn, we all knew what was up...

Double_Bubble

Double_Bubble #4 · Jul 19th, 2023 · 2 · · 4. Fish, hold the taco ·

But how can a vegetarian pony possibly eat enough protein to stick to a diet invented by griffons?

Fun fact dump: Beans are about 84% protein. Protein gets digested into amino acids, and you can get your essential amino acids from various legumes. Also, eggs? That's a whole liquid chicken in there. Shellfish is also technically vegetarian. Keto is also high fat and low carb. Bread improves the efficiency of digestion by 30% btw.

Pillowfight

Pillowfight #5 · Jul 19th, 2023 · 2 · · 4. Fish, hold the taco ·

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Very true (though some would disagree about the shellfish.) Anyone who wants to try keto irl should take the Applejack approach of a balanced diet, instead of the Pinkie Pie approach of blowing dozens of horses. TMYK

Moonlight Tome

Moonlight Tome #6 · Nov 7th, 2023 · · · 1. Pinkie, hold the pie ·

“Actually, a lot of these are yours. Let’s stick to this one for now.” Rainbow Dash read off the card her wife had prepared for her. “Pinkie, remember that weight is just a number! You can be healthy at any size!”

... I feel like Charlie from The Whale might disagree with you (and many people) on that point.

Moonlight Tome

Moonlight Tome #7 · Nov 7th, 2023 · · · 1. Pinkie, hold the pie ·

Rainbow Dash quickly checked the tags on this story to make sure that it said Porn and not Gore. “It doesn’t have to be meat!” she reassured her friend. “That’s just how a griffon would do the diet.”

*snrk* Y'know, it's dangerous to peek past the wall like that, Rainbow. Leave that to chaos gods and the pink party professional.

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