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I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.
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I have one problem with this. That being, Mr. Cake pointed out the possibility they were making a cake, meaning that possibility was ruled out. I guessed the ending.
Please make more
well, that's not at all what i was expecting.
NOT AT ALL.
Oh my god this was hilarious. 10/10.
I kept thinking throughout the story, is it a popsicle? A huge popsicle? Cream filling? What kind of f****** popsicle has cream in it?! Are they sucking on an eclair?!
ffffffffuuuuuu**********ck! My brain! I-I think it's bleeding!
All Hail Anti Joke Chicken!
Please, even Rarity's cake is bigger than Mr. Cake's.
Fucking fantastic!
Okay I laughed xD
But seriously
Pinkie saw Mr Cake's dick......:'I how could he
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Well, none of the ponies wear much clothing, do they? It's probably not too hard to catch a glance or two.
But wait... Cheese Sandwich actually... how in the world did he...
You know what? I'm just going to say 10/10, and be done. I can't. I literally can't.
O_O what the....was she really giving cheese a blow job!?
Missus Cake confirmed for best pony!
10/10
TOO DAMN FUNNY!!!
I actually thought they were it was supposed to sound inaproppiate and then have them walk in and they revealed that they were really making a cake
10/10
It was ok
-IGN
Man, and here I thought that it was going to go the innocent route.
Dangit, I thought it the more innocent way at first
I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THEY WERE MAKING A CAKE OR TASTE TESTING ONE, AND THEN IT JUST SHOVES THAT IN MY FACE!
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10/10
You got me:)
I really need to stop reading these at night. I think my cackling woke the neighbors. Mrs. Cake is too smooth.
That was fun, a sort of trope reversal. Normally it's you hear Percy things and they are just being absolutely normal . Here you half expect it to be a misunderstanding only NOPE! Pinkie was straight up slurping on Cheese Sandwiches carrot.
Now that was unexpected but very funny, well done with this.
“What do you THINK was going on?! She was sucking his dick!!!”
I... was not expecting that. In retrospect, I should have expected it though.
Wait, about that mister cake comment… she saw it, or he’s cheating on his wife and Pinkie was okay with that?
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It was meant to be implied that she just saw it. I mean, most ponies don't wear clothes, so there's bound to be a few instances where certain things are seen out in the open.
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Thank. God.