• Member Since 8th Jul, 2018
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Lunatic God


I may stand there with 22 ping, but know that my widowmaker is reloading shells, I'm listening to voice chat as if I'm not lagging, and I'm watching my ping get higher than the age of the universe

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This story is a sequel to A Story in %largenumber% Words


Don't worry, this guy actually listens to Smokey the Bear and doesn't start forest fires. However! The same can't be said for the people he sets on fire.

Anyways, please welcome the Pyro!

*Crickets*

*Guy coughing*

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Comments ( 8 )

Sir!!!

This.

Was.

Incredible!!!

Pyro the god of flame!

I want more!!!

Perhaps spy trying to be a dad to scout with celestias help

"Hudda herm, hm-mhhmmm-hmhf-mhhpf mph!"
- The Pyro

"The same can't be said for the people he sets on fire."

Perhaps "The same can't be said for the people he sets on fire"?

“Oh hey dere, pretty lady,” he said, trying to rizz her up with a smirk.

:)

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