Seven years before the events of the fateful Summer Sun Celebration, Anon asked simply for sugar. Said sugar unintentionally and accidentally turned into a marriage proposal. Intertwining him and the Sun horse as husband and wife. Should he correct this misunderstanding or just roll with it?
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Chapters (7)
i thought i read chapter 1 through 3
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Seems you’ve missed a few, because I see 4 & 5.
That’s what I’m trying to figure out.
Oh boy…
How could someone be allergic to pepper? Am I the only one that’s asking this?
I might be the only one that thinks of this, but I wonder if Anon will (temporarily), learn to raise the moon like Luna does since she is not around due to becoming Nightmare Moon. But then that would beg the question on how exactly will he be able to do so? I mean he’s not an alicorn after all.
Oh dear…
Hmmm… I feel this is a Black Panther reference.
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i was going to read it today but i was confused why the others where unchecked
ok read chapters 4 and 5 and they are both good chapters
Well. This is the third time this story has been rewritten and the third time I've read it. I like the improvements, and it shows that the author's getting better as a writer. The added details really help fill out the story and draw the reader in. I'm still not sure why Anon is just going along with the marriage instead of speaking up, but I presume that's just his personality.
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Who knows, maybe they’ll speak up about it later on in future chapters.
Huh… So much for a champion of their tribe. That fight didn’t last for very long.
great chapter
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Same way people are allergic to pollen, peanuts & sunlight.
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I knew a guy who was allergic to peppers. He couldn't use black pepper to season his food, he couldn't cook with spicy peppers, he couldn't even eat bell peppers. He couldn't eat out because all fast food and short order restaurants use some pepper in their food.
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Really? Wow
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Aqui, soy alérgico, pero mi mamá tiene una mayor sensibilidad así que no usamos casi nada.
Decent story so far, but I cant be the only one who thinks anon knows too little for someone who spent almost 1000 years in equestria.
Whyyyyy...? Can't we just have a romantic drama without a supervillain B-plot?
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I think cartoon logic. Yes. Because magic.
Drop her. Drop her like a sack of flour. That woman will destroy your life, and then complain that you didn't do enough to keep her.
This chapter suffers from what i call "switching tenses syndrome". In more than one paragraph, the narrative switched from past tense to present tense, and vice versa. Other than that, this was a highly entertaining chapter.
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For most of us, it's not the peppers themselves we're allergic to, but the capsaicin. That's a toxic chemical that makes most peppers spicy. If you have a hypersensitivity to it, you react the same way as someone with a nut allergy would. Sometimes, if you're like me, you just get affected more harshly by it. For example: I found out I was allergic when I ate a jalapeño popper and it made my gums bleed and my tongue swell. I can eat bell peppers just fine, but the more Scovilles, the worse I'm affected. Others aren't so lucky.
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Damn, imagine being allergic to piperin as well as capsaicin. That sucks for your buddy
I guess even Yakyakistan has its share of psycho bitches.
Curious.~
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At first I thought this was going to be a silly story about how ponies are weird ans Anon is just...
But in reality it's quite the nice story! Looking forward to more
And that is why it isn't smart to piss off Sunny. She'll mop the floor with you in due time!
Hmmm…So i guess we’re in the "Fall of Sunset Shimmer," event, huh?
Yeah but he can still feel pain…
Crap indeed.
Ah come on, there's no way Anon is gonna be an easy opponent, he's a friggin' millennium old! The old dog has to have some tricks....
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Oh, trust me. Sunset’s in for a surprise…
Run
Looking forward to the story and sorry for stepping on your toes here but a few things i wanted to go over
First
Does he dictate where the train goes? I feel that may throw off other passengers
Two things about this, the Stallion wasnt shocked by him saying this but was by saying his age was one thousand and thirty one, also if thats his age then he would have been living for that many years not nine-hundred and ninety three
I know that some of the old Celestia toys had her with a light pink coat, are you going with that rather than the white coat she has in the show?
Probably worth having Grand Galloping Gala here as you used the full name in a later sentence
Halted not hauled, to haul is to drag something, to halt is to stop
Hope you don't find my comments too bothersome and I'm looking forward to reading this
I like the idea of him just flicking her nose, and her horn and saying, "No." Using a wrapped up newspaper and just bopping her gently on the head and saying "no", over and over again.
But he's not in her way. In fact after she sent him sailing through the castle walls she could've just waltzed right through the mirror. But I digress.
I...I don't understand. There's so much conflicting things in this story that I'm confused. Like Anon is over a thousand years old but he said he does not want to settle until he's 30? Also he is in his 20? What?
Then there's the part where his title allude to him knowing Luna and he said so himself but only being in Equestria a little under a thousand years how does he know Luna?
Also also the part with Sunset is acceptable but where is Twilight? The story is set 7 years before nightmare returns and with Celestia picking Twilight since she's young she should be there?
And how long has Anon been in Equestria exactly, one part says millenia and another mentions he's been doing well this month? Huh?
I'll be honest I don't get it but I'll try
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And then there’s the whole “we’ll get married at the gala tonight” bit, but then it’s actually three days later, and then a month, and now enough time has passed for rulers of other lands to make a state visit to attend? This timeline is loopier than Discord after drinking a cough syrup factory!
Don’t talk! Now talk and TELL ME WTF HAPPENED!?
Alright, I look forward to seeing what happens next.
Huh. So he was there before Luna's banishment...
Heh. Well that happened.
Too easy. Somethings up!
Not the orbs!
I've watched people like Emmet. They must be escaped from at all costs. Only misery lies in attempting to maintain such a person. She spoke nearly verbatim one such lady, and it very much ended poorly.
This is why you clarify all terms before agreeing to things, Sunset!
Hrm. There are easier ways to shatter a gem, but we suppose that incapacitation of the wearer was an implied requirement...