Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.
A bus hit me and I woke up in Equestria, where my unique blend of body odor, poor social skills, and video game prowess made me the hero of a cliché anime... at least, that's how it was supposed to go... but the bus kept coming back and hitting me. Now I'm just trying to stay alive, and hopping the next vehicular manslaughter is the one that sends me home.
A wildly random ride form start to finish. I regret nothing. 
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Oof. Poor Dawn. I'm not sure they deserved that.
She sure seems like a disgruntled friendship student...
I'm not sure Gen 5 is the worst, I mean, this exists.
https://mylittleponyg3.fandom.com/wiki/Generation_3.5
But all in all a strange ride of a story. Fun to read! Thanks for writing it!
I love how the MC was complaining about dated memes in the previous chapter, and then he makes that reference. What a hypocrite.
Is this that "new one-shot" you were talking about in your blog?
Looks and sounds awesome. Def going to read this immediately.
Oof. I guess now two ponies are stuck in the isekai loop.
Damn. Jake really got sentenced to a fate worse than death
I want to see Dawn and dash from doh universe visit this equestria with the doctor.the chaos it would create
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Really? Neither of you gonna bring up the thing we do not speak of?
th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.-4HZ-uEnelaDnrKFo4eXDwHaEc?pid=ImgDet&rs=1
I say, probably one more time, just to be sure and hey, he could been sent to the equivalent of Teen Titans Go
"the bus kept coming back and hitting me." is the description bit that made me download this for later. Whether I'll have anything to say beyond that, we'll see.
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I didn't know gen 3.5 existed, think I've only seen bits and pieces of gen 1-3.5
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It's not all bad, it has the original voice actors.
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Yeah, that's probably the oldest/worst meme I've used in a story so I wanted to call it out in this story.
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Yeah, he should just be glad he didn't wake up as Spike or something.
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I do want Dawn and the Doctor to go on an adventure some day. Maybe something silly like traveling to alternate dimensions to try and 'fix' bad fan canon, or visit famously incomplete stories to see how they "would have ended".
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Definitely worth a read, and not 110% crack fic.
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No. We do not speak of That.
Is the end of that description a Quantum Leap reference? Or was that purely on accident?...unlike the vehicular manslaughter.
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Quantum Leap reference. This story is references all the way down.
What a smart, clever, wonderful, intelligent pony who knows best!
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I agree with this, you don't know hell until you have seen the
poniessleep paralysis demons that are Gen 3.5static.wikia.nocookie.net/g35pony/images/c/c3/NCRedtoy.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140212180141
They even come with diapers, because of course they do.
Highly recommended, this story is short and sweet, hilarious, and crams in more memes and references than should be possible.
10/10
<3
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I agree. Also:
When a pony asks you if you want to be Transformed... you say yes!
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Glad you enjoyed the chaos
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It's just like if a fae asks you for a favor or wants to give you a gift.
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Last one winds of change by AgentSnail universe
Truth in advertisement!
Wow. To think I almost passed this off because of how cliche "isekai" and even "parodying isekai" are as concepts! This is something much more fun, short and sweet. A proper random comedy!
I didn't think the Equestria where they're just horses was so bad. At least they were friendly. Nothing wrong with some friendly animal friends. Just... maybe don't stick your dick in them please? Oh who am I kidding? Jake totally would after an hour. I loved how comcially unlikable the protagonist was. I never felt too sad for the guy.
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Glad you enjoyed it.
It's nice to get a lot of randomness out at once. I think Jake being an unlikable jerk and not realizing how good he could have still had it kind of connected all the randomness together. Hopefully he learns to appreciate the Equestria he ended up in some day.
And now I know Kaidans opinion on Gen 5. May a bus hit me in the head....
Haha, nice chapter!