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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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The reason banning porn doesn't work is the same reason Prohibition didn't work: the means of production are effectively unseizable.

“No. It has been a long time since you hosted a royal orgy. And that was when ponies had a much smaller population. We are numbering in the billions now. If you ban porn, you also have to ban those sexrobots that help simulate what it’s like to have sex with me and you.”

And where can I find one of these robots, I’m asking for a friend:rainbowlaugh:

Comment posted by PoneBoy deleted Jan 12th, 2022
Bendy #4 · Jan 12th, 2022 · · 1 ·

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I too would want one. Perhaps one day in the future.


11117011
Indeed. Just get porn on the black market.

Ban porn? PREPOSTEROUS!!!! what are the ponies gonna do then? hold hoofs in public?

This reminds me a bit to Shimoneta, an anime that centers on Japan fully censoring anything lewd (Videos, magazines, even things like masturbation is forbidden) and just allowing when going to have descendance.

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Your profile pic makes that so much better, :rainbowlaugh:

Clearly, they shall wait for the all-powerful stork to bring them their foals! (Which would probably be Discord in disguise. Or Pinkie Pie.)

sykko #8 · Jan 12th, 2022 · · 1 ·

So much win here! Ban porn and you'd wind up with the mob controlling it. Also I love boomerbeginner.

11117078
That would be so indecent.


11117128
Celestia been alive since the Hadean period in this story. So, maybe a Hadeanboomer be another term?

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In this story, she was probably alive during the period of rapid expansion, probably has envy and that's why she has her own rapid expansion going on.

This is delightfully whimsical. I dare say that in this case, you have not shat on the floor.

Wait a second, this isn't a story about Varg Vikernes in Equestria, making everypony STOP
WATCHING
PORN

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