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aegishailstorm


Enjoy aspects of the show, love the fanfics, well... The good ones anyway. And bat ponies, and... Shark ponies oddly enough? And my OC's, and firearms. Especially firearms.

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Private Ramirez is the United States Army Rangers resident yes man, most recently, his commanding officer has given him his most absurd task yet. He's more than happy to attempt it.

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The Moment I Saw the word RAMIREZ I knew I had to read it RAMIREZ what's your sole purpose in this Army God damn RAMIREZ goddamn jeans that's most outstanding dancer ever heard you must have iq160 you are God gift gifted private RAMIREZ time to build your weapons done Jesus H Christ is the new company record if it was a waste of fine listed men I would recommend you o c private RAMIREZ you be a general someday.... nice work RAMIREZ

Why isn't he damned promoted???!!!! At least finally give him a Corporal or Sergeant Rank?

Meet Private Ramirez, a proud member of the United states army rangers, unlike other army rangers, he's widely known across all military branches for his ability to acomplish any task he is ordered to do. He once killed 4 russian paratroopers with one bullet, he once dug a mile deep hole into granite with a spork, he once punched the glactic empire's death star.He once chalenged the flash to a foot race, and won.Hoalso has an unexplainably high tolorence to pain. Since the third world war, scienctists have tried to,and failed to explain this. If you ask Sgt. Foley, his commanding officer, he'll tell you it's that "good o'll ranger mentality" .If you ask Cpl. Dunn. He'll tell you he's the best bullet repelent you'll ever meet. If you ask task force 141, they'll probobly look at you weird, and then ask you how the hell you found them. When the third world war ended, society went mostly back to normal. And most of the members of his agigned unit picked up non military hobbies. Foley has some complaits.

spelling mistake “he also has” instead of hoalso

"What, I' intrested in this whole 'Magic thing' so what?"

Another spelling mistake “I’m”not l’

My l-
*Record scratch*

I am laughing like an utter f*cking maniac right now

Its a great chapter but... Please fix some things up. Especially the spelling and grammar. Capitalize the letters of names, nationality, and other things like the things I saw on the first line of your story.
- United States Army Rangers (or US Army Rangers)
- Russian Paratroopers
- Galactic Empire's Death Star
- Task Force 141
- Langley Air Force Base

This giga Chad is back at it again making funny shit

Sergeant Foley those rangers are laughing at you behind your back teach him some respect go! .... nice work RAMIREZ

I like it, but shouldnt the year be post-2016, since thats when ww3 in the COD MW universe occured? (August-October 2016)

oh boy, this is something im excited for once in a while

Twilight RAMIREZ trying to bring down the mountain we must turn back no Corporal Dunn go to Burger Town I'm taking fire taking fire... nice work RAMIREZ

Now in the Sequel Ramirez will Prevent The Storm King Invasion by setting proper defenses and plan a attack course.

"Foley, I want promotion." Ramirez said to him.

"Hmm... Dunn!"

"Yes sargent?"

Ramirez is herby promoted to the rank of corpral, get us some victory ice cream!"

Welp, at least it's something, thanks.

Sergeant Foley RAMIREZ go back to My Little Pony stop the storm King's invasion and fix Tempest Shadows horn go... nice work RAMIREZ

"Uh, what's Ramirez doin-" Ramirez switched on the TV, pressed play on an episode of MLP, and kicked a hole in the TV, a bright purple light shone though it. Without hesitation, he jumped into it. The light faded behind him.

Ramirez can truly do anything

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