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Some Leech


I...I am a monument to all your sins...

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Love the game of thrones reference
By that I mean the title as the book series is called a song of ice and fire

Lucky Anon. Is there anyone in Equestria he hasn't or won't eventually fuck?

NIce. I love this series!!

Looks like this would-be dragonslayer misplaced a letter.

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Just trust me, things only go downhill from here...

:trollestia:

It looks like Anon used his lance to defeat the dragon.

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I had to fight myself to keep from peppering the story with shitty knight/dragon puns.

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Are you planning on ever doing G5 content ?

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I'm actually working on a collab with Aer0 Zer0 for G5 stuff

We said slay the dragon... NOT LAY THE DRAGON!

First Queen Chrysalis, then Queen Novo, now Ember. What’s next? Is Anon going to jump through time and fuck Queen Haven's brains out?

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Don't give me ideas

He would have loved to savor her wondrous embrace, were it not for a stifled grunt from her, but that wasn’t the case. Peeing up at her, he only then noticed that her arrogance had gotten the better of her.

Missing an R in peering. Or maybe he just couldn't hold it.

A Song of Ass and Fire

Wait, I thought this was smut, not a recitation of some poor bastard's post-Taco Bell pipe cleaning.

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with the name drop we just got im guessing thorax is next maby

I hope Anon eventually meets Thorax :pinkiehappy:

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You'll have to wait and see
I've got a few twists and turns planned :trollestia:

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Nah I'm betting Tempest is going to show up...either that or someone on this site is finally going to use the content drop from IDW season ten.

From what I’ve heard, Celestia is pretty peeved

Might be off the mark but knowing these kinds of fics, Celestia peeved she didn't get it first or at all before Cadance :rainbowlaugh:

A Song of Ass and Fire? Come on, guys. That was literally what South Park called it when they parodied it!

Great story, as always, Leech. He is going to need a body guard in the barrens and no one can guard like Tempest.

And that's a wrap folks! Come join us again next week. on the hit tv show which creature will anon bang next!

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This joke never gets old... and for a good reason.

Why does I feel like Anon is on a Friendship mission across the Equestria here? I might not even raise an eyebrow if the Crystal Heart/Harmony Tree was behind the whole thing.

Crystal Heart: The Love in this world is really lack in the ritual department. I will have this human introduce their practice to this world.
Harmony Tree: I need someone to form an relationship on intimate level beyond the country border and species.

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I might not even raise an eyebrow if the Crystal Heart/Harmony Tree was behind the whole thing.

... author, Anon fucking the avatars of the tree of harmony and crystal heart when?

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Money is in dragonpones next.

Queen umbra. Make it happen you devil of a man

This was a blast of fun and spicy.

This was another good one:moustache:
I wonder what is Celestia (and potentially Luna) hiding to make them chase after Anon? Other than potentially wanting a turn, could it be that THEY have ”helped” ponies in their sleep? Like making them hump telekinetically?:derpytongue2:
Guess we find out eventually...

Hot and spicy.

But Thorax huh? Is the next part going to be MxM?

Up next in Anon Boning Adventures is either some transformed changeling shenanigans or diamond dog cavern exploration. Can’t wait to see.

Keep up the speculation, y'all, I'm loving it :trollestia:

I will say that someone got it right, but I'll be damned if I confirm or deny any of the guesses

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I look forward tothe next story in this series!!

Anon be collecting V-cards like Infinity Stones.

Romancing Ember and Novo sounds like my kind of life

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Pictured: Anon going downhill

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Wonder who is next
I kinda think it will be an alicorn

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If I could pin this to represent the entire series, I would

I'd like to see Eris next if there are going to be any gender swaps.

Aside from praying his sanctuary was fireproof, and preferably with a sturdy bed, he hoped he might finally get a reprieve from his lecherous adventures…

I get the feeling this will not be the case, at least the part about a reprieve.

Lord knows he needs it.

I'm guessing he'll fuck Rain Shine, the kirin leader, next.

Dang. This was an intense fuck.

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https://youtu.be/jKyhNbLEKxY
Did someone say going down hill? (the rundown, 2003)

These have been amazing!

The fucking is super hot, but the character banter really sells a fic like this for me. Nice work.:rainbowdetermined2:

Maybe a zebra

going out in a blaze of glory

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Thorax baybeeeee.
One can hope, at least

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