• Member Since 22nd Dec, 2011
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Sergeant Unmentionable


This a pseudonym under which I publish fiction. I'm British, so is my English, and I consider the semicolon a thing of sublime beauty; more than this shall have to remain a mystery. Unless specifically stated all my stories shall be standalone and shouldn't be considered related to each other in any way.

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How long can Rainbow Dash keep her secret? (Not very). How will her friends react when they find out? (Not well). Will Twilight Sparkle have anything to put in her friendship report to the Princess? (Yes, but the letter might be used as evidence in a murder investigation). Rainbow Dash will be honest with herself and her friends, Twilight will learn an important lesson, and the friends will discover many of them had more in common with each other than they previously thought. All this and no more can be found within!

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Comments ( 15 )

Genuinely laughed out loud at Pinkie's quivery bits and the realization that this wasn't a coming-out fic.

Can we get a follow-up in which we find out what happened to a certain stallion? :eeyup:

This was lo buneo :coolphoto:

:flutterrage:LET'S SEE IF BIG MACKINTOSH CAN BECOME EITHER SONIC OR THE JUGGERNAUT IN ORDER TO ESCAPE THE CUREL AND UNUSAL PUNSIHMENT THAT IS COMING TOWARS HIM:trollestia:

we need to see MOAR!!!:pinkiecrazy:

Good Luck Big Mac...

#7 · Dec 28th, 2011 · · ·

:eeyup:Big Macentosch is screwed like crazy, he dead like crazy:pinkiecrazy:

#8 · Dec 29th, 2011 · · ·

Oh shit:rainbowhuh::flutterrage::derpytongue2::applejackunsure:big Mac's done with mares.serious.:eeyup::trollestia:

Okay, THIS was a really cute and funny twist on the "Rainbow Dash coming out" fic. And the thing with Big Mac? I did NOT see that coming! Hilarious! Nicely done!

Thanks for all the appreciative comments.

(I am genuinely thankful, but am also curious if replying to comments on your own story is part of the arcane ritual which makes it get popular. FOR SCIENCE!)

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Can't say I've had much luck with that, but i'll make sure to rate this what it deserved (5 stars), if i'm on the fence with a story, a large number of ratings is usually a sign that I should read, and I want others to read this one!

...trolololol. You just got trolled by ME!

No really, that was quite amusing xD

:ajbemused: :flutterrage:
:rainbowhuh: :duck:

:eeyup:

RUN BIG MAC RUN!!! :rainbowlaugh:

Big Mac better hope Scootaloo doesn't understand the situation or he's not gonna survive to see the moon rise, much less the sun.

Also, f#$k Big Mac in this fic.

Big Mac, you done bucked up...big time:pinkiecrazy:!

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