NOW WITH A AMAZING RENDITION OF VOICE ACTING BY FIRE HEARTH STUDIOS GO WATCH IT OR TWIBEWT GO EAT UR CHEESE AT 3 AM TONIGHT

Meet Twibert Spackle. She is my favorite OC (Original Character) that you should not steal because I am going to make her my waifu and not your waifu and we will be married and live long and edgy together also she is black and red and blue like a low-power concert light show in the middle of a blackout and she has a very long robe that's big and flowy and stuff.

And then there's Raisebrow Sash. She is rainbow and because she is rainbow she is bullied for being rainbow and not black and white like everypony else and so she is sad and decide that no friends is good,

Plinko Fry is horse plinko masheen?

Fruttercry like heavy metal screemo. It touch her soul.

Abbul Jack is bad evil family lieking mare. She live with her grammar. She not lonely and that bad.

Rarity is Rarity is Rarity

And then, above all else, there is the One Who Trembles the Earth; He Whose Voice Silences Crowds; He Who Slays Gods With Only A Baseball Bat Studded With Nails--

The lights go dim as a shadowy figure emerges from this mist, tipping his fedora with every step. Mares all around swoon as the Legend of Legends Himself steps into view, his eyes obscured by smoke...

Bobert, the 7th element of HARMony, "suffering".

Written for RockstarRaccoon's Crackfic-Storm 2022.