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Leondude


Hello, Leon Davies here, also known as TheLeondude or just Leondude. Animator, voice actor, writer, autistic British egomaniac, Dark Lord of the Sith etc.

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What if Starlight Glimmer had a more valid reason for hating on Cutie Marks? What if, instead of her childhood bestie, the Cutie Marks took somepony else from her?

And by “took”, I mean “killed dead”. And if the cover art and title didn't give it away, you probably know where this is going.

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10841283
I thought his grandma died from ligma?

10841291

Actually, No?!

Or are you talking about the actor himself: Justin Timberlake? His Grandfather did die. 😥

Honestly makes more sense than the canon A+

10841318
LIGMA BALLS!

Sorry I have the humor of a 12-year-old

You work for Disney or something? Because this story premise sounds a lot like "Cruella DeVille's parents were killed by evil dalmatians"

Except Glimmy is far cuter.

Lmao I love it. Unlike Cruella, man that movie was a dumpster fire.

10841350

I sadly didn't't know that reference, or even the "meme" you are talking about?

10841351
Yep. That plot point became a meme the second it dropped. It's marvelous to watch a shitty-movie meme develop in real time.

Is there a sequel to this?

10841283

10841350
You and me both. Otherwise, I wouldn't have written this fic. :rainbowlaugh:

10841351

And trust me when I say if Disney, by some miracle, offered me a job or commissioned me to make a series on Disney+ or something like that, I'd rather tell them where to shove it. Better to make fun of the corpos than to join them.

So I will assume this concept came to you after you heard about or saw the Cruella movie?

10841454
Heard, after a friend shared with me a clip of Cruella's mother being pushed off a cliff.

And after I quipped that it's a more relatable backstory than Starlight's and I'd be more willing to sympathize with Starlight if Cutie Marks killed her parents, which got me thinking whether I should actually write a story about that. Hilariously, not long after I thought up of the idea, my friend suggested I should write an AU about that.


10841416
No but, depending on how well this one does and if I properly recover from burnout, I would consider writing one.

10841385
Ligma is meant to sound like lick my. It isn't a meme it's just a regular joke using misdirection. It's so simple I have a hard time seeing how it could fly over your head unless for whatever reason you thought playing dumb was the right response.

10841394

Why is some people criticize Cruella?! It got good ratings, and I like it?!

10841510
Because different people like different things.

10841525

True, but do they have to trashed talk it in here?! Just say you don't like it, and that's it.

But, that's just my opinion to make this PG Rating. Because, of the E Rating in the story.

10841492

Ok! I finally get the joke now, because you told me it was. But, you don't have to start accusing me of playing "dumb"!!!! 😤

I was actually really confused, that's all.

And personally, I know most jokes, and memes. But, I don't know every joke, like a "meme dictionary" does.

Besides, a lot of people got very different sense of humor. Again, you don't have accuse me of acting like a ignorant moron on purpose.

10841614
Fine, I misunderstood. It just looked like you were acting like an ignorant moron :twilightsheepish:

10841659

I clearly wasn't. Just don't want to turn this into a angry argument or something.

10841674
Lmao it's alright. It's bad to fight. I just want to say sorry. The next time I see an ignorant moron I'll just accept them for who they are instead of assuming they must be smarter.

Now let's part in peace, treasured sensei. Farewell.

10841683

Thanks, I guess. I am smart, just doesn't see every single joke/meme in a first glance.

I can't imagine a cutie mark in the shape of a gun

10841731
Just picture a cartoon gun on their thigh. That helps me a lot when I have trouble visualizing a cutie mark. Just imagine a close up of the flank for a couple seconds each time you feel yourself having trouble and force the cutie mark on. It like trains your brain to include it.

10841351
but were they killed by the flanks of those dalmations?

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