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Captain_Hairball


A Warning to Others

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Not even reading it, just marveling the fact that the first G5 fic I've encountered was a Clop-fic...how does THIS fandom have the most perverts?

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Don't blame the bronies. I came out the womb this way. :rainbowwild:

Wow, Cap'n...we haven't even got to learn much about her yet, but now I know just about everything!:rainbowwild:

As shocked as some may be by the suddenness of introducing Izzy in this fashion, I think this was well written. You worked the meme in this cleverly (no pun intended!) and it ended on a cuddly tone. Overall, it was pretty good and I liked it.

Still no series tag for G5?

10738868 Oh hello there, nice to see you, welcome to internet! :twilightsheepish:

10738868
Oh, my sweet, sweet summer child... You have no idea what goes on in other fandoms, do you?

We have no canon to work with besides screenshots and an enthusiastic wave. Porn is about the highest level of characterization you'll get from that without making things up.

Which some authors have done already. So it's not that porn was the first product... Just that you apparently hang out on the wrong side of the tracks. :trixieshiftright:

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Still no series tag for G5! :raritydespair:

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Yeah, that's fair. It just baffles that the majority of Featured fics every day is porn. Like seriously, that's what people come here to read.

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Well, this one wasn't featured, so... :rainbowwild:

I, at least, come here for the sweet or sentimental stories, since the porn isn't largely to my taste. Obviously...

10741601
I know it wasn't featured, I was just generalizing. I'm just trying to wrap my mind around the obsession with lewding quadrupeds.

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Hi, this is my friend, the internet, have you met?

There's been cartoon shut dating back to 1929 - and that's just the dest surviving exple, which featured all manner of fetish material, including the lewding of quadrupled.

Years before Steamboat Willy.

Some of the oldest artistic artifacts we have are pretty obviously pornographic.

Ain't nothing new under the sun, and the fact 90% of the porn that gets featured ever gets up on the list is mostly because the system can't tell morbid curiosity and drive-by down votes from actually interested readers. All in the algorithms.

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The ponies are cute, they're capable of giving informed consent, they're extremely flexible and resilient, and they have big butts. Oh, and there's something kind'a hot about them not having hands? It's like auto-bondage.

Aren't you glad you asked. :trollestia:

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Are you sure you're old enough to have the M filter off? :trixieshiftleft:

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I read human and antro Clop fics, I just ain't interested in quadrupeds.

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"Eww, something that isn't my sexual fetish," doesn't really answer the question...

...then again, it kinda does. Nevermind. :trollestia:

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Geez, why is everyone acting like I'm offended over this shit. It was just an eyeroll comment.

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I don't think you're offended.

I’m glad I was alerted to this. Thank you, self-promoting!

This is a really lovely piece. You're really good at working in those textures and shapes, creating a lot of imagery and feel to your writing that very much helps with the enjoyment of the descriptions and depictions. I really enjoy the sense of movement and the way you mix in little things like the flehmen. You really know how to mix those equine instincts versus more anthropomorphic actions and activities.

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