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Horndog


"Fine. I'll do it myself." -Horndog (the recently revived fetish-powered zombie resurected by the power of the mighty Model M), having run out of porn containing his specific fetishes.

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“Botany seems boring until you realize what it’s about: Flower sex. Hot stamen on pistil action. I guarantee if you hook up with a botanist, she’ll be raring to go.

Botany? More like Hotany.”

- Stephen Colbert

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And here I am, using plants as a thinly veiled excuse to shove tentacles up my favorite lesbian couple's butts.

I kind of want to see the hoofing (fisting) scene because it's hard to find any thing without hoofing (fingering) in it

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I'm mildly confused, but I will eventually be writing that scene in a future book. If you're less picky about who's involved, my first book, An Unusual Appointment, has hoofing in the second chapter.

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