• Published 17th Feb 2021
  • 931 Views, 76 Comments

A Bit Of Logic - Starlight Fan



What If The worst episodes of the show had some logic put in them

  • ...
12
 76
 931

Break Up Break Down

“Sugar Belle’s gonna love this pie Big Mac made.” Spike said happily.

“With that note inside, yeah right I’m sure she will enjoy choking.” Discord said angrily.

Big Mac then began to whimper.

“Discord be nice, I know you don’t believe in love but-“ Spike started before Discord cut him off.

“Who said I don’t believe in love, I never said that, I just think this holiday is a scam and that I don’t have a crush on Fluttershy, I do believe in love you asshole.” Discord told Spike.

“Anyway my suggestion is put the note on top of the pie instead of inside it like a mad pony.” Discord suggested angrily.

“Why would you do that?” Spike asked a bit annoyed.

“Because if she eats the note she will choke, watch.” Discord explained before he acted out a scene.

“Oh my insides, why has Big Mac sent me this poison, oh why, I feel so blue the light it’s calling me, and death.” Discord dramatically stated flopping on the ground.

“I guess that makes sense, thanks Discord.” Big Mac said happily putting the note on top of the pie.

“You’re welcome friend, it was my pleasure.” Discord said hopping up back into a standing position.

In the end Sugar Belle and Big Mac has a romantic date and lived happily ever after.

“After allllllllllllllllllll.” Discord sang.

DISCORD!

Author's Note:

Yeah I always wondered why Big Mac got the dumb idea to put a note in the pie instead of I don’t know on top of it like a smart person. As for Discord I had him believe in love but just hate Hearts and Hooves Day.