After years of research and development (not to mention enough coffee to drown an alicorn), Twilight Sparkle has finally done it.

She invented a thing.

Now why did ponies start a religion around it?

More importantly, what the heck is it even supposed to do?

CONTENT WRANINGSASG: FACE SLAM ON KEYBOARD, RANDOM TAG GO BOOM, COMEDY TAG GO HAHA BRRR. Oh, and also innuendos because screwit I feel unhinged tonight.