Being the story of a young mare whose chief interests are books, Beethoofen, and ersatz violence suitable for children's programming. Meet Twilight Sparkle, juvenile delinquent, and follow her through a place that's a little like Equestria, a little like England, and more like the book than the movie.

Rated Teen for crime, drugs, and tacky humor.

This work began as a fanfic fragment and a handful of notes some 5½ years ago, and the author is sharing it here in an effort to make himself finish the thing. (Any encouragement is welcome.)