Santa Claus: Not Wanted Dead Or Alive

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Santa Claus: Not Wanted Dead Or Alive

Sadly, Santa Claus isn’t coming to the Sparkle Household.

Good thing he sends his Elves instead.

A Jinglemas Story for Gay For Gadot, the person I am being a Secret Santa for.

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Santa Claus Isn’t Coming · 22nd Dec 2020 · 1,685 words
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But His Elves Left Some Gifts · 22nd Dec 2020 · 384 words
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Jake The Army Guy #1 · Dec 22nd, 2020 · 2 · · But His Elves Left Some Gifts ·

A bit disgruntled, he finally awoke in the middle of the night. He felt incredibly thirsty, like he had fallen asleep with his mouth open again. The scorch marks on his pillow confirmed that.

For some reason, this made me let out a very undignified chortle. Especially the implication that Spike has a custom made fire resistant pillow.

Inside was a smooth sea of flames, burning calmly like an old stallion in their rocking chair.

Wow, this story suddenly got very metal.

I... my gosh, this story was a treat! The perfect mix of silly and absurd. From Lil' Twiley pouting because she got toys instead of books, to Santa needed help from the Escaped Pinkie Pie clones(?) to get past Twilight's magic, I legitimately laughed out loud several times.

I truly hope Gay for Gadot enjoys this, because I sure as hell did! Merry Christmas, my dude!