Discord has laid an egg. Celestia is the father. She may not be thrilled with this.
Inspired by Scrambled Serenity by Ice Star
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RoyalPonySisters
Got into ponies again during quarantine and decided to actually write some fanfics instead of just reading.
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Before I read this, I must know: How the hell does that even work?!
This is weird, heck not. Sorry, not intersected.
I've never had someone write a story directly based on one of mine before! This is incredibly exciting, and I'm really eager to see where this goes. I even took time away from my finals to give this a read, and I'm incredibly flattered. I'll be linking this around for sure!
As for the content itself: I really think you've got a knack for back and forth dialogue. Little references were a surprise; I'm not sure if you knew that I just really liked criminology or you wanted the reader to feel surprised by Discord knowing what broken windows theory is. Celestia was a very goofy straight mare to Discord's banana man (or, uh, draconequus) actions. By all means, please continue.
(Be sure to add your stories to more groups too!)
How can Celestia be a father....couldn't Discord just tell he she's gonna be a mother
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It means a lot to me that you like it! I was a little nervous you would be annoyed that I copied you- but your idea had so much comedic value I just had to write this! I would have linked to your story in the description but I'm not really sure how to do that. No idea you liked criminology but that's a nice coincidence. As for the dialogue, my stories tend to very dialogue heavy so I'm glad you enjoyed that part.
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Hearing my stories inspired people is awesome. I would love for more people to be open to using what I write to make spin-offs and help for their own ideas. Recursive fanfics and contributing to the continuity of other folks is such a treat.
You copy the link address, highlight the text you want the link tied to, then click the little chain icon between the picture one and the "add horizontal rule" one (it looks like a straight dark line).
(Also, you can always add some cover art at any time too.)
And now to happily, giddily, and patiently wait for more
Everytime I hear "You are the father!" I just think of...
static.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguy/images/1/1b/Jerryspringer.png/revision/latest?cb=20101126035202
You know, if it weren't Discord, I'd scold Tia for that last request.
But it is Discord, so who knows if he could just be walking along and oops, suddenly preggers.
How can they a paternity test if it's still an egg that only works a list of show is actually born not when it's trapped inside a little protective cocoon
Are we going to have a Maury reference later
now this is some high-quality crackfic here.
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poor celly's got a foal to take care of now-
JERRY SPRINGER JERRY SPRINGER JERRY JERRY JERRY SPRINGER
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Their amount of fanfiction. Discord when he first came to the world is first born with his first form was female the being a chaos. He can change his gender anyway he wants or what animal parts said he want. The fanfic doesn't actually tell you but they're actually clues in the story.
You really nailed the DisLestia dynamic here. Discord is always a joy to read when written well, and this is no exception. Easy favorite for me, can't wait to see where these shenanigans go.
Celestia - just accept reality, call yourself Solaris, and realize that rules do not apply with Discord.
Plus, given everything that Discord is, would you really be that surprised if seahorse was on the list too?
accept your fate Solaris~
PINKIE DON'T MISGENDER THE PRINCESS
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Umm you do know that the male seahorse only incubate the eggs the female is still the one that lays them.
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Again, Discord. :-P
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Oh I'm not saying that far as we know it is true or the mother of all pranks!
To be fair, no one should be reading any of that.
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When Discord put his ding-dong in her hoo-ha, he pulled off a forbidden vacuum maneuver.
What next? The egg hatches and a thousand tiny discords come out?
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pls i choked on my water -
this is the best thing i've read -
Now it's time to wait for more, cheerfully, giddily, and patiently: derpytongue2:
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That was just evil Discord.
btw
Seems to be extraneous.
Quotation marks in the wrong place.
LMAO I love this fic. Really exemplifies how a humorous Dislestia story can go. The bit where Pinkie Pie thinks Celestia is too manly to be a princess was the best.
I hadn’t expected this to take a turn for trans-related comedy. Then again, considering I inspired the story it’s not a surprise. This was a great comedy of errors and it’s good to see it through to completion. Well done!
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"considering I inspired the story"- what do you mean by that?
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I've got a fair share of stories with trans-related themes and characters.
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I’m glad you did! I made sure to actually finish this story after I saw how many people enjoyed the first chapter- wouldn’t be fair to leave em hanging!
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Wow, strange but interesting story! I'm sad that it was all a prank though and that they will probably never have kids in this au. :/
This was brilliant. Gotta love Discord and his Discord shenanigans even if Celestia didn't this time
Even the name of this story even give me an idea for my own one.
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Why did I laugh so hard at this??
I’m still laughing and will likely still be laughing until 3am 💀
I usually wish I could like a story twice. But if I did that, the likes would cease to be 69
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Holy hell there’s a lot of bots in this comment section
Anyway, this reminded me of a similar story with Twilight and Pinkie
11815221 what was the story called?