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Strawberry Sunrise


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...I don't know what I just read, but I do know that I suddenly have a craving for cereal now.

So somepony won me over there.

NOOOO! Not a fight over breakfast cereal! Will the madness never end?!

I remember the movie "The 500 Pound Jerk"
The cereal company decided to sponsor Olympic athletes because
"Sir, the FDA released their latest nutritional survey. We came in dead last." :pinkiegasp:
"That's not so bad. We can spin it." :trollestia:
"Sir, we finished behind "road tar" and "air". :twilightoops:

somepony for the love of faust, invent the cornflake already and end this madness!

“Moon-Es are the product of several years of pent-up rage and jealousy dedicated to finding a way to get back at my incompetent, overbearing SISTER.”

That's what got me, if only because I read rage in Chrysalis' angry voice.

I can practically see the shoddy camera work an publ8c access quality

I was confused by the "dark" tag at first.

Then I understood it.

Now I want cereal. Oof

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