Celestia promotes her new top-of-the-line breakfast cereal.
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...I don't know what I just read, but I do know that I suddenly have a craving for cereal now.
So somepony won me over there.
NOOOO! Not a fight over breakfast cereal! Will the madness never end?!
I remember the movie "The 500 Pound Jerk"
The cereal company decided to sponsor Olympic athletes because
"Sir, the FDA released their latest nutritional survey. We came in dead last."
"That's not so bad. We can spin it."
"Sir, we finished behind "road tar" and "air".
somepony for the love of faust, invent the cornflake already and end this madness!
That's what got me, if only because I read rage in Chrysalis' angry voice.
I can practically see the shoddy camera work an publ8c access quality
I was confused by the "dark" tag at first.
Then I understood it.
Now I want cereal. Oof